Oh. My. Goose.
Thank you all so much for this! This makes me really happy! What the heck happened while I was away?! Oh well, I had better get to the ask them anything!
To the brothers: What do you think UK is going to do when he gets back?
New Zealand: He seemed calmer, maybe he forgives me.
Australia: We are so dead.
Canada: New Zealand got into Dad's wine, last time that happened it didn't end so well. He is only calm because he had to go to work. He will be back to normal later.
America: Dad will take it out on all of us when he gets back.
New Zealand: What? *Scared kiwi sounds*
To all: Is water wet? What shape is the sky?
UK: Oh no.
Everyone else: *Distant arguing slowly growing louder*
America: WATER IS NOT WET! IT MAKES THINGS WET!
Russia: TO MAKE THINGS WET, IT HAS TO BE WET FIRST!
France: THE SKY IS SHAPED LIKE A CIRCLE!
Australia: THE SKY DOESN'T HAVE A SHAPE YA DINGUS!
Netherlands: THE SKY IS A SPHERE SURROUNDING THE EARTH!
Canada: Hey Zea, watch this.
New Zealand: Huh?
Canada: THE SKY DOESN'T EXIST!
Everyone else: *Unholy screeching intensifies*
To the brothers: What do you do for Christmas? Like any traditions?
America: Canada and I like to pick the tree together and pick out ugly Christmas sweaters for each other.
Canada: We like to make snowmen and hot chocolate. I'm usually the one decorating the house while Ame tells me where to put the lights.
Australia: I like to spend my time at the beach working the barbeque while trying to beat the heat of summer. I also enjoy a nice Australian pavlova.
New Zealand: Hey! The pavlova is my thing! It is a tasty Christmas kiwi dessert! Other than that, for Christmas, I spend time in the kitchen helping France prepare Christmas dinner.
Australia: I invented the pavlova! If you say one more thing about the Australian pavlova being invented by you, I will lock you in the cupboard!
New Zealand: I invented the pavlova.
To Britan: How do you know little Aussie? Here have a snickers.
UK: I'm not sure if you are talking about Australia or New Zealand, but they are both my sons.
Australia: You kidnapped me!
UK: Pay no mind to Australia. He is a little aggressive.
Australia: *Angry Australia noises*
UK: And what is the snickers for?
France: You aren't you when you're hungry!
UK: *Eats the snickers*
France: Better?
UK: Better.
To Russia: Was it you and Belarus who came in the park when these "capitalism pigs" were there? And here, have a cookie jar, share with your siblings!
Russia: Yes, that was us. We were visiting the park with Dad and my other siblings. But, I... uh... we don't remember seeing capitalists there. They must have left before we came. Oh, and thanks for the cookie jar.
Belarus: Thank you! *Stuffing three cookies in her mouth*
Ukraine: Hey! Save some for me, Bela!
Kazakhstan: What about me? I want some!
Ukraine: You already had some!
To UK's family: Can I throw a Christmas party at the boi's house?
Australia, America, Canada and New Zealand: YES!
UK: Absolutely not! Every time we have a party, the house becomes a mess and the boys never clean up!
Australia, America, Canada and New Zealand: *Disappointed sounds*
UK: Fine...
Australia, America, Canada and New Zealand: YAY!
UK: But, only if the boys tidy up afterwards.
Australia, America, Canada and New Zealand: Awwww...
To Australia: Hey Aussie, how do you like your Vegemite and/or Milo?
Australia: Welcome to Aussie's cooking class! America, listen up to this and I will teach you how to eat vegemite without a spoon!
America: But I thought-
Australia: You thought wrong! First, put your bread in the toaster! Second, grab the toast from the toaster! Third, spread butter on the toast! Forth, get your knife and get the smallest amount of vegemite on it! Fifth, lightly spread on the vegemite and you're done!
Canada: What about this mee-low stuff?
Australia: It's called Milo you uncultured swine!
Malaysia: Did someone say, MILO?!
Australia: Malaysia! Perfect timing! We need to teach these guys how to properly consume Milo!
Malaysia: Step one, get your tin of Milo!
Australia: Step two, put two heaped teaspoons in a glass!
Malaysia: Step three, get the milk!
Australia: Step four, pour the milk into the Milo tin!
Malaysia: Step five, mix and enjoy!
Canada and America: ...
To Canada: How much maple syrup do you consume annually?
Canada: I did the maths! Annually I consume roughly 13 million gallons of maple syrup!
America: That isn't something to be proud of!
Canada: Should we talk about your yearly oil consumption? It isn't even edible! How are you alive?
America: Does it matter?
Canada: You would usually think so.
To the brothers: What are your ages?
Canada: Since we are countries, we age slower than humans. But, we could give a rough estimate in human years. I would be about 14 years old.
America: That would make me 15.
Australia: I'm 12.
New Zealand: And I'm 13!
Canada, America and Australia: ...
America: You are older than Aussie?
New Zealand: He was born in the 1700s and I was born in the 1600s, that makes me older right?
Canada: Well, yes, but I thought you were the youngest.
Australia: We will not speak of this again! Besides, Kiwi has the maturity of a 10-year-old.
America: *Trying to hold back laughter* So New Zealand is just a helpless midget.
New Zealand: I'm not a midget and I'm more capable than you think!
America: Sure thing, tiny.
To Ame: Do you like anyone? (Seeing as there is Ukranada... wait you don't know that)
America: Only myself. Relationships are gross anyway! Who wants to have someone love you 24/7! *Starts crying to himself 'cause he's lonely*
Canada: If oil was a woman, America would date it in a heartbeat.
America: Wait. What was this thing with you and the commie?
Canada: Uhhhhh. Nothing!!
To all: And ima hug all of you including myself!
Everyone: *Hugs you! And those who were reluctant were forced by the author*
To the brothers: What do you think of Russia helping NZ in the alleyway?
Australia: If any of those commies touch my little brother again, I will set my snakes on them!
Canada: That sounds a little dramatic. They seemed to be helping Zea.
America: They are communists Canada, why would they help others!
New Zealand: I don't know. They seemed really nice to me and really tried to help me.
America: Little brother! You have no idea what they are capable of. Stay away from the commies at all costs.
New Zealand: Okay.
America: You too Canada. You shouldn't be nice to them!
Canada: They aren't that bad though.
Australia: Maybe he is a commie.
Canada: I am not!
Australia: Riiight...
To all: Do you like chocolate?
Everyone: YES!!!
To Ukraine: What do you think of Canada?
Ukraine: Canada is nice and sweet. He seems to be the only one of his family that treats me normally. I enjoy spending time him and talking about stuff. He makes me feel as if I matter.
To UK: What colour is a mirror?
UK: A mirror is the same colour of whatever is in front of it.
America: So, what if you put a mirror in front of another mirror? What color is it then?
UK: Mirror coloured.
America: That's not an answer.
UK: This is why children should be seen and not heard.
To Zeal: How were the cookies?
New Zealand: Amazing! Did you want one? Here you go. I made this one just for you! *Hands you a star-shaped cookie*
To Aussie: Who made the pavlova?
Australia: Obviously I did!
Canada: Has anyone seen New Zealand?
Australia: Uhh...
New Zealand: *Bursts out of the cupboard Australia locked him in* I INVENTED THE PAVLOVA YOU D#CK!
Australia: HOW DID YOU ESCAPE THE CUPBOARD?!
Canada: I'm just gonna leave now.
To Ame: What's the point on having patterns on your bed when you're gonna cover them with a sheet?
America: I don't make my bed, so you always see the star pattern on my bed.
France: America dear, it has been 4 months. Make your bed!
America: But, my stars...
France: It is just a silly pattern and your bed cover and sheets have the same design!
To Canada: What's your favourite animal?
Canada: That is a hard one. I like most animals. But, my favourites are moose, beavers and geese.
America: Why would you even like those hell birds!
Canada: Because they scare you away.
To France: Who's the Favourite child?
France: Canada.
UK: That was rather quick for an answer dear.
France: You know it's true.
Australia, America and New Zealand: *offended gasp*
To Spain: I know this is an off-topic question, but what colour is tap water?
Spain: Isn't tap water blue? Hold on, I'm going to check.
Spain: *After checking the tap water* Is transparent a colour?
To Author: How did you make this book very well made!? And how did you get the courage to keep making it?
Author: I went to school! That helps I guess. Normally I would say 'practice', but to be honest, I just sit in my room for hours on end thinking about good ways to word certain things! Also, I get my courage from the comments and support people leave on my story! It makes me feel proud and willing to keep going on with the story!
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To Kiwi: Do you know what a Huia, Haast eagle, and a Moa are?
New Zealand: Of course! I used to look after them with Maori before I was... well, you know.
To Ukraine: What do you think of Canada? (Ship!!)
Ukraine: My best friend! I wish we could be closer though. If either of our dads found out we would be in a lot of trouble.
To Aussie and Kiwi: Who made the pavlova?
Australia and New Zealand: *Unholy screeching and fighting*
Canada: Maybe that isn't the best question to ask them.
America: Are you kidding me! This is great! *Sitting and watching the epic war going down while eating popcorn*
Canada: Ame! They could get badly hurt!
America: My bet's on Aussie!
Canada: Dad, you have to stop them fighting!
UK: *also watching the fight* huh?
To Russia and Belarus: What do you think of the 'girl' in the alleyway?
Belarus: I heard you call her capitalist from in the toilets, that was a little rude.
Russia: Capitalists are bad, and I admit, it was an accident when I spoke my thoughts.
Belarus: What if we converted her!
Russia: That is both a good and terrible idea, Bela. UK seems very protective of his children and would surely harm us if we tried.
Belarus: I think she was nice. A little shy but she seemed friendly enough.
Russia: She was scared, it's obvious.
Belarus: That's because you called her a capitalist!
To Ame and Russia: I ship you two together.
America: There is no way I will ever love a commie!
Russia: The hell! I will go nowhere near that greedy capitalist!
America: How could a commie and a capitalist ever be even friends!
Ukraine and Canada: *Look at each other nervously*
To all: I ship NewWales! (NZ x Wales)
Everyone: *Silence*
UK: What!?
New Zealand: What's a ship? Wales?
Wales: *Blushing*
New Zealand: Oh my gosh! Wales, you're turning red! Are you sick?
Wales: N-no!
Scotland: Never took you for the gay type, Wales.
Wales: Shut up!
Australia: I think we should take Kiwi home now...
New Zealand: Wait, I want to know what's happening!
Canada: Maybe when you're older...
New Zealand: Aww.
To Auss and Kiwi: Since you, Aussie, is burning at the moment (Sorry) and you, Kiwi, is (kinda) flooding, can't you two just hug to put out the fires?
New Zealand: Aussie won't let me go anywhere near him in his condition. He doesn't want me to get hurt.
Australia: Kiwi patted me on the shoulder and burnt his hand badly even when he was drenched. There is no way I will let him hurt himself more. Besides, he needs to get better as well.
To Kiwi: You da best, can I have a hug?
New Zealand: YES! *Hugs you* You da best too!
To Canada: If your brothers were about to get seriously hurt (aka gunshot or a knife) would you jump in front of them to save your brothers? Or if UK was about to hurt them?
Canada: I would like to yes, but in all honesty, I could never and have never been able to gain enough courage to stand up for my brothers. I have watched Dad hurt them time and time again, and I can't do anything but watch them get hurt. One day I will be able to stand up for them, but right now, I can't even stand up for myself.
To Maori, Malay and Fiji: What are your thoughts on UK's kids?
Malaysia: Well, they are my cousin, America is a little obnoxious, but Aussie and Aotearoa are my favourites! Aussie supplies me with Milo and Aotearoa is my big brother!
Maori: I feel kind of uncomfortable knowing that my brother now lives with new siblings, but that Aussie one seems to be taking good care of him.
Fiji: I don't like America. I don't think Australia likes me very much after I said that he and Kiwi were twins.
Malaysia: Wait, isn't there a fourth brother?
Fiji: Yeah there is. What's his name?
Malaysia: Hmmm... Maple syrup!
Maori: That doesn't sound right.
Fiji: Oh well, Maple syrup is now his name!
To America: Why do you hate communists? If it's just because of your father, why else?
America: Who doesn't hate commies! And besides, look at the 'almighty USSR' and tell me that communism is a good idea. And yes, I guess dad influenced me a little, but USSR is quite literally drunk with power.
To Russia: Are you aware Ukraine hangs out with Canada?
Russia: WHAT? UKRAINE!
Ukraine: Sh!t.
To UK's kids: *gives them all a cookie (maple for Canada lol)* Enjoy :3
America: Yum!
Canada: Thank you! This is my favourite cookie!
Australia: Mine's better!
New Zealand: Can I try some of your cookie Nada?
Canada: Sure! If I can have some of yours!
New Zealand: Okay!
To UK: Are you aware of the British version of Weet-bix: Weetabix?
UK: Yes, I am very aware of it. The reason for its existence, however...
UK: Hey Australia!
Australia: What!
UK: Breakfast is ready!
Australia: *Eats the Weetabix*
UK: Guess what.
Australia: What?
UK: You're eating Weetabix.
Australia: *Starts gagging and coughing* You bloody c#nt! Why the f@ck would you do that??!!!!
UK: The reaction.
To Aotearoa: How are you and Cloudy?
New Zealand: I'm good! Cloudy is too and wants to know how are you today? We hope you are well!
To Aussie: Why're you so protective of Kiwi?
Australia: He reminds me of me. Not only do we look similar but, we have been taken away from the ones who actually care. I don't want him to grow up in this family as I did. I will protect him if he likes it or not.
New Zealand: That sounded kind of threatening, but thanks, bro!
To Ame: Why do you hate communists? Also, what were your first thoughts on Zea?
America: Why wouldn't I hate commies? They are very bad and will hurt you no matter what they don't care. At least, that's what dad said. And first thoughts on Zea. Hmm. Probably went along the lines of; oh no. Another Australia. I didn't really like him, but now? I just feel sorry for him.
To Nada: How much maple syrup do you consume in the timespan of a year?
Canada: As I have previously discovered, a lot. I consume a lot of maple syrup in only a year. But, before you judge me on how unhealthy it is, Ame literally drinks oil!
To Russia and Belarus: What did you think about the 'girl' in the alley/toilets?
Russia: I'm starting to feel a little weirded out by how everyone is saying the word 'girl'. Is there something I'm missing?
Belarus: Nah, I'm sure they don't mean anything by it.
Russia: Okay then.
Belarus: Actually, now that I think about it, I wonder if she is doing okay.
Russia: Why would you care?
Belarus: Well she is living with a bunch of guys and maybe she might want a friend.
Russia: You are not going to see that capitalist!
Belarus: Why not? What if she was a communist like us?
Russia: But she isn't, so move on.
To France: Why do you think UK takes out his anger on the children?
France: UK gets stressed out easily and when he does, he likes to be in control. Is anyone does anything to defy him, he will make sure he is in control again. It is best to give him space when he is angry. New Zealand will soon learn.
To Mal: How did you feel when Aotearoa and Aussie said they couldn't stay?
Malaysia: I felt like something was wrong. I could see it and I was worried about them. I knew it would only be a matter of time thing went wrong. I don't like that they are staying with someone who hurts them.
To Maori: When do you want to see your bro? You can't pick now or tomorrow.
Maori: In five minutes! It's not now and it's not tomorrow! I miss him.
To Fiji: How'd it feel to be beaten up with a teacup?
Fiji: I don't want to talk about it.
Malaysia: You lost to an old man with a teacup.
Fiji: Shut up! You didn't even come, coward.
Malaysia: I didn't get my butt kicked by a cup.
Maori: Could you two stop fighting for once?
To Ukraine: Does u have the big gay for Nada?
Ukraine: No, I just- well- I-no... maybe. It's just that, he is the only one that listens. He might not even like me back in that way.
To Aussie: Have this blue-tongued lizard I found outside my house. His name is Gazza, take care of him.
Aussie: He's so cute! I'm gonna take care Gazza for ya, mate. He'll fit in great with all the others and I love his name! Feel free to visit him anytime!
To UK: Why do you do these things to Kiwi? He has no control over past events and you punish him for it.
UK: To protect him. Yes, I might be a little bit harsh on New Zealand, but I can't risk losing him just yet. I have important plans for him and his brothers, I need all of them with me. And I know he has no control over the past and he didn't even affect anything, it's what others do that make me treat him the way I do now. Once again, I do this to protect him.
To Aussie: Are you scared of emus? >:3
Aussie: What! Pfft... no, what makes you think I'm scared of emus!
America: Aussie! There is an emu behind you!!
Aussie: AHHHHHHHHHH!!
America: His little war messed him up a bit.
To UK: Have you seen Hetalia: axis powers?
UK: Yes, I have. Some of the 'ships' are a little concerning, but the main problem is; What did they do to my eyebrows!!
To Australia: Does Indonesia hate you (if you've met him) and if so is the feeling mutual?
Australia: I've met Indonesia once when I was visiting Malay. I don't think he hates me. At least I hope not. He seems nice. I wonder what he was doing at Malaysia's house.
To Malay: How did you first meet Maori, Fiji and Kiwi?
Malaysia: Well, I am not really their brother. Aotearoa and Maori found me when I was a really little boy and looked after me ever since. We never found my actual parents, so I just lived with them. Maori or Aotearoa could probably tell you more since they found me.
Maori: Aotearoa and I were only playing by a stream when we saw little Malay. We played with him and he followed us home, so we took care of him until he could help with finding food.
To Kiwi: What do you think of UK and France so far?
New Zealand: UK scares me. I know he is really trying to get better though. France is nice and wants to protect me from UK's temper, but Aussie still doesn't really trust her, so I'm not sure if I can either.
Australia: They suck!
New Zealand: If you want to be older, you could at least act more mature.
Australia: You are still the shortest! Which means you are still my little brother.
To Kiwi: What would you do if you lost Cloudy somewhere?
New Zealand: I would-
Australia: You lost Cloudy?
New Zealand: Uh, n-
Australia: Nada! Ame! He lost Cloudy! Canada, you're on emotional support this time. Ame help me find Cloudy!
Canada: *Hugs New Zealand and pats his head*
New Zealand: You don't have to-
Canada: Shh shh, it's okay. We will find him soon.
New Zealand: Guys! Cloudy isn't lost! It was just a question.
Australia: Oh.
New Zealand: Nada! Let go of me!
Once more, Thank you all so much for liking my story!! Digital hugs are being sent out as you are reading this!
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I'm sorry if I forgot any questions...