You: Elliot! Come see this.
Elliot: What?
You: I went on these profiles on Wattpad and all their announcements are about the Click drama.
Elliot: What's Wattpad?
You: It's an app where people write FanFiction and other types of stories. There's Marvel, Supernatural, anime...
Elliot: And there is a community for Click?
You: Yeah, and ever since that video I made there's been more and more fiction about us and Lannan, even Bazza and Cray have more stories.
Elliot: Oh, interesting.
You: And the way they describe you, it turns me on. "His muscles are so huge, he's so well-built, his penis is-
Elliot: Ok, ok. I got it.
You: Some people are even calling me attractive!
Elliot: They're not wrong.
You: Are these final chapters fillers?!
What? You want a wedding finale? Then go ahead and fall in love with him.
You: Maybe I already have.
Too soon.
You: I don't need you judging me! Because *song begins*
Right, this is a musical chapter.
(Lyrics are tweaked for logical purposes) [Also this is from the Musical Comedy Crazy Ex-Girlfriend]
🎶🎵:
You: I'm just a boy in love
Ugh la la la lovey dove
You: I can't be blamed for my selfish actions.
You're a gamer, but you're not uneducated.
You: Yes, I may have issues I should address. But now I'll just be cute and weirdly obsessed.
Love has made him crazy. When it comes to fixing his underlying issues, he's lazy. But what am I supposed to do, he's been blinded by love.
End of 🎵🎶
You: BLAM!
Elliot: AH! Why did you scream?
You: Oh, it's nothing just me singing in my head.
Elliot: What, you're directing a musical up there?
You: As a matter of fact, yes. And so will you.
Elliot: Marcus was right you do have a mumbling problem.
You: Can you be my boyfriend not my judgemental mother?
Elliot: Oohhh, so I'm your boyfriend now?
You: I don't know, are you?
Elliot: Maybe I am.
You: 😊
Later:
Video: Sniper only in Fortnite:Chapter 2
Views: 117,016.
Comments- 127
Sharkbite- His views have gone DOWN!
YIAY- This is YouTube now: If there is no trauma or drama, no views.
LazarBeam✅ - HA! Y/N's the opposite of me, he's popular before, forgotten now.
GG3- 4:27 when you pass a test you didn't even study for.
You: JEEZ LANNAN, THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.
Lannan: ANYTIME.
Elliot: I wonder what it would be like to be in Y/N's head. A musical *scoff* that sounds fun.
Wish granted
Elliot: WHO ARE YOU?!
I am your brain's interpretation of
Y/N's voice inside his head. So come on! Break into song about your thoughts!
Elliot: Ok, ok. I can do this
(Reminder: Lyrics are changed)
Elliot: We'll never have problems again
I understand Y/N now, this is really fun.
With Y/N and I as boyfriends
Our issues will disappear, now they're gone!
Do you remember when Y/N and I had problems?
Well, yeah. I'm your subconscious.
Elliot: Well, our love has gotten rid of them. And there will be no challenges in our future at all!
You: Actually, my channel is dying.
Elliot: We have enough money! Now get out of here. It's my solo.
You: Fine, enjoy yourself.
Elliot: We'll never have problems again.
No more..drama with Lannan.
We'll never have problems again.
Because all of our arguments were really depressin'
You: No this is ridiculous *beat stops*,, Elliot I love making videos and now I just feel like I'm unfunny because all my viewers are gone, my average has decreased by about 95%.
Elliot: What about Click?
You: You don't get it. I work hard on this stuff and now I just feel like "the gay gamer slut who got famous because of drama".
Elliot: Maybe your video wasn't that interesting. What was it about?
You: Sniper only challenge.
Elliot: Yeah, you're a year late.
You: *chuckle* Thanks Elliot, I love you.
Elliot: I love you too.
Meanwhile:
Lachy: Marcus, you're soo good at this.
Ooh, stay on that spot. Yes.
Marcus: Told you I was good at massages. When Kathy was in pain from playing too much Fortnite, I would always soothe her with these, and she always enjoyed them.
Lachy: Can we not talk about your ex?
Marcus: Yeah. Sorry.
Lachy: I'm not a rebound, and I want you to know that. *song begins*
(I feel weird doing an Ariana one)
[Lyrics are tweaked]
Lachy: Needyyyyy.
You know I'm in need of your love.
Boy, you gave me feelings
Now I want some more
I thought it was obvious
When I ran out the door
And you I know I come every night😏
And I will be comin' tonight 😉
But I must say this once and for all
I'm in this state of mind
I'm in this state of mind
Where I need to tell the truth this time
Babe, you're lucky to have me
But you've officially failed my test
I am greedy
Way too greedy
So listen up honey
You must know that I'm obsessed
Needy n Greedy
So greedy
Cause I'm so greedyyyyy
You know that I'm greedy for love
Specifically, your love×2
You need to remember my words
Cause I have something to say
Now it's not night time
Not the time to "play"
You know I want you tonight
And basically any other night
But you must know I feel this way
I'm in this state of mind
I'm in this state of mind
Where I need to tell the truth this time
Here is my opiiiinion
Baby you got lucky
Cause you're rocking with the best
And I'm greedy
Cause I'm so greedy
Cause I'm so-
I ain't talking money
I'm just physically (and emotionally) obsessed
And I'm greedy
Cause I'm so greedy
Cause I'm so greedyyyyy
You know that I'm greedy for love
You know that I'm greedy for love×2
Cause I'm so...
Marcus: Okay I get it.
Lachy: We'll see about that.
Greedy
I'm Greedy, I'm Greedy, I'm Greedy
I'm Greedy, I'm Greedy, I'm Greedy
I'm Greedy for love
Ah ohh
Ah ohh ohh
Ah ohh×2
Baby my name's Lachy
Out of your lovers, I'm the best
And I'm greedy
Cause I'm so greedy
Cause I'm so-
I have human emotions
Do not use me for sex
And I'm greedy
Cause I'm so greedy
Cause I'm so greedyyyyy
You know that I'm needy, my love
I am so in need of your love×4(?)
End of 🎶🎵
Marcus: I-I you're right. I'm sorry.
And yeah I guess it does sound like I'm obsessing over her.
Lachy: And we don't need that big of a conflict in the penultimate chapter.
Must you do it? I already have Y/N annoying me and Elliot going Deadpool too. I don't need you to-
Marcus: WHO'S TALKING?!
Oh shit.
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