Lannan: Did you just...
You: Please, give me an alternative.
Lannan: Fair point.
Elliot: Wow. That was...courageous.
You: Jeez you've already kissed my ass I don't need more.
Elliot: Wait, you remember everything?!
You: No but at some point...
Elliot and Lannan: About that...
You: Not again.
Lannan: Maybe we could go on a more innocent date?
Elliot: I was wondering if WE could go on a date.
You: More pressure...amazeballs.
Elliot: I didn't mean to pressure you I just really like you-
Lannan: I love you.
You: At this point you're just talking and also...really? It's been like 2 months man.
Lannan: It's not my fault you're a great person.
Elliot: He does make a fair point.
You: To be honest you should be together.
Lannan: No.
Elliot: I'm over him.
You: Time to follow the title... I don't want to go on a date with any of you.
In fact, I don't want to date anyone. I would rather sleep with an undocumented illegal prostitute 5 nights in a row than to be in an actual committed relationship.
Elliot: I didn't know you felt this way.
Lannan: Then why did you go on a date with me? Why did you fucking sleep with me?!
You: I was lying to myself.
Lannan: And to everyone else.
You: Can you please be a sore loser at gaming because this is just sad.
Lannan: How do I fucking like you? Unbelievable!
Lannan storms off in a fit of anger...duh.
Elliot: I dated him...somehow.
You: Maybe he was right about lying...I mean, a secret test isn't exactly the truth but now I know who actually deserves love. Meet me outside at 8 o'clock *wink* *kiss on cheek*.
Elliot: *smile*.
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Someone Else: Muselk x Lazarbeam...x Male Reader (2/3)
FanfictionAwwww, Lannan and Elliot are so cute together New Click Member: exists 2 gamers: I'm in love. Also, no; this isn't a throuple fanfic. But it is the sequel to my first Lazelk/Muselbeam fanfic so check that one first.
