Kath: What do we do? Check him into a mental hospital? Get a therapist?
Elliot: Or you could just wait for him to realise you're not his mother.
Lannan: Elliot, how did I ever have feelings for you?
Lachlan: This is fucked up.
Marcus: What a great observation!
Lachlan: Have you become the Y/N of the group?
Marcus: You genius! What an amazing conclusion! Why did you drop out of school?
Lachlan: Why are you being such an asshole?
Marcus: Because I FEEL GUILTY!
Lachlan: But you didn't cause any of this.
Marcus: I'm going to my room. I need to be alone.
Kath: As much as I care about my boyfriend, HE is still hugging me.
You: *sniffle* *sniffle*
Elliot: Just put him to bed. He'll wake up from his nap and BAM, problem solved.
You: Mommy, why is daddy screaming?
Kath: It's nothing, he just drank a lot.
You: And now he has a stomach ache?
Kath: Yes, yes. A stomach ache. Elliot you better fix this! Y/N, sweetie, daddy wants to talk to you.
You: No, mommy, please, he's gonna beat me again.
Kath: Don't worry, if he tries, I'll protect you.
You: But last time when you defended me *hiccup* he hit you too.
Elliot: Y/N, my...son. I am sorry. Here, I'll take you to bed.
You: I can go by myself.
Elliot: Clearly he can remember where his bed is.
Kath: I guess he incorporated his childhood into this house.
The very next day:
Elliot is making himself a bowl of cereal.
You: YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF *thud*. *punch* *punch* *slap×3* *kick* *punch*.
Kath: Who's fighting this time? Y/N?
Lachlan: Revenge!
Marcus: Yay. More fighting.
Lachlan: Can we talk?
Marcus: I need to talk to you, actually. So yeah.
Elliot: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
You: YOU HAD TO MAKE ME RELIVE TRAUMA, HUH?! YOU HAD TO BE A HYPOCRITE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL "forgive and forget" BUT NOO! YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!
You got off of him.
You: Piece of shit.
*knock knock*
Lannan: I'll go get it.....
Lannan: ILSA?!
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BINABASA MO ANG
Someone Else: Muselk x Lazarbeam...x Male Reader (2/3)
FanfictionAwwww, Lannan and Elliot are so cute together New Click Member: exists 2 gamers: I'm in love. Also, no; this isn't a throuple fanfic. But it is the sequel to my first Lazelk/Muselbeam fanfic so check that one first.