Someone Else: Muselk x Lazarbeam...x Male Reader (2/3)

Someone's Sexuality- Chapter 13

Kath: What are Lachy and Marcus doing up there?

You: Probably fucking.

Kath: Can you be serious for once?

You: What do you think I'm doing?

Harley: Hey, Y/N, this is a weird question but...Kath do you mind?

Kath: No, this is the perfect time to see if my boyfriend is screwing Lachlan🙄.

Harley: Ummm...what do hormones feel like?

You: Oh, I see. You're being used as an excuse for me to speak intellectually again, because the author thought it was funny the first time.

Enough with the judging; spnfanboy777 make me feel better.

You: A-nnyways, basically it's a tingle in your pelvis that makes you feel a bit ticklish. 

Harley: 😐

You: You asked!

Harley: And I'm regretting it.

Meanwhile:

Kath: Marcus! Lachy? Are you finished with whatever you're doing?

Lachlan: Yeah, just a sec.

Marcus: I'll be right there, sweetheart.

23 seconds later:

You: No Harley I'm not telling you how Lannan's insides felt. Oh, Lachy, jeez! Author did you have to skip the sex scene? I want to know what happened to his hair.

Lachlan: What?

You: Oh, nothing. It's just me messing around...and telling the truth.

Marcus: Your mumbling is starting to irritate me.

You: As if you didn't have to do that while interlocking.

Lachlan: Y/N, can I talk to you?

You: Yeah.

17 seconds later:

Lachlan: What are you saying?!

You: The truth.

Lachlan: How do you-

You: The author is experimenting on something called: Convenience.

No, you're clearly breaking the 4th wall by obtaining information in incomprehensible ways.

You: Or I'm just really smart.

Lachlan: Can you stop being a psychopath for just 10 minutes?

You: Can you stop being a liar for that amount of time?

Lachlan: I did sleep with Marcus.

You: And I'm sure it was enjoyable but what now? Is this turning into a relationship? Are you just his side dick?
Also, I'm definitely telling Kath.

Lachlan: Do you have to?

You: Are you stupid? OF COURSE I DO!

Kath: What's going on?

You: Nothing, Lachlan doesn't like The Lego Movie 2 and I'm going to murder him, no big deal.

Lachlan: Please don't tell her.

You: And if I don't, what's going to happen?

Lachlan: I don't know, I'll ask Marcus.

You: " Oh dear sweet Marcus, can we please be in a relationship? This is totally a healthy way of facing problems".

Lachlan: Just give me a week.

You: If I don't kill myself by then.

415 words.