Someone Else: Muselk x Lazarbeam...x Male Reader (2/3)

Someone Else- Chapter 20

Marcus: Who did I just hear?!

Hey, I'm the author.

Marcus: What do you mean author?!

Basically I started this whole story.

You: What's happening?

Marcus can hear me.

You: Is this some sort of metaphor or does that mean I'm not crazy?

You are crazy but for other reasons.

Harley: What's going on?

I don't think Harley hears me

Harley: What the fuck?!

Cray: You guys are so loud!

Bazza: Yeah, what's going on?

You: This is more important than your make out sesh. Wait a minute, I see...this is plot convenience!

Elliot: What's happening?

Lannan: What's going on?

Kath: What are you guys talking about?

Ilsa: Why are you all here?

Lannan: Why are YOU here?

Ilsa: I came to see my friends...and my brother...you dumb fuck

Everyone just calm down.

Kath: AAAAHHHH! WHO WAS THAT?!

Ilsa: What the fuck is this?!

You: I think I'll do the talking. What your are hearing is the abstract representation of us going crazy, either that or he's the author of this tale.

Elliot: What do you mean, author?!

Lachy: He sort of created this universe in which all these events have happened.

There are other worlds, this is a parallel universe.

Lannan: I can't breathe.

Harley: No shit!

Everybody: Hajdjtiiwjhsisjthrhsjdjdjdjandnjxig.

Just listen! To live your normal lives without this complicated implication of the existence of a multiverse, you must all confess 1 single thing!

Cray: I'll start, Bazza and I ARE together.

You: I'm so surprised🙄.

Bazza: We actually had sex one month before Paris.

Kath: I once saw Y/N naked.

You: Why?

Kath: Cause you're too attractive so I assumed you had a nice...you know.

Elliot: I mean, you're not wrong.

Lannan: Yeah, he does have a nice...lower region.

Ilsa: I kissed Tannar a week before you dumped me.

You: The drama...that won't matter because this is the last chapter.

Lannan: Yet you berated me even though you fucking cheated.

Elliot: I was flirting with Y/N to make Lannan jealous.

You: But you were still together at the time.

Elliot: He hadn't been paying much attention to me and I saw you as a solution. I'm sorry, I should've told you.

Lannan: I AM gay...or at least homoflexible.

You: That makes more sense.

Lachy: I had a crush on Kath before I developed feelings for Marcus.

Marcus: I'm straight, I just have an attraction towards Lachy.

You: So, you are HETEROflexible.

Harley: I'm asexual.

You: That's everybody.

You know you have to.

You: I...I'm sad all the time. My jokes are just a fucked up coping mechanism and I always have suicidal thoughts. I thought I would be happy here but the memories of my abusive and neglectful parents still haunt me to this day. Elliot has made me feel better but I'm still depressed and I wish I could be fixed but I guess I'm permanently broken.

You don't need me anymore.

You: What do you mean?

You have 9 people who genuinely care about you, even Marcus, Bazza and Cray. They all care. Farewell, Y/N.

You: Bye...

Just call me A

You: I'll miss you, A.

Elliot: You know I love you. I'll do whatever you need me to to make your life better.

You: Really?

Elliot: I'd marry you this second if that's what you wanted.

You: You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Kath: RUDE.

You: Look, we all have problems, but let's just forgive and forget. All of us.

Cray: Orgy?

2 months later:

Elliot: What do you guys want for dinner?

You: I want you.

You say as you start kissing down Elliot's neck.

You: For the rest of my life.

You get down on 1 knee.

You: Elliott Watkins, I haven't known you that long, but what I have known during a portion of that time was that I love you. So will you marry me?

Elliot: Yes.

4 months later:

Elliot: You look gorgeous.

You: So do you.

Lannan: HoW dArE yOU?!

Elliot: Lannan, what the fuck are you wearing?

You: You're supposed to officiate our wedding, not dress up as a bride.

Lannan: I am Lanette, and Elliott Watkins, I have loved you since that one time in 7th grade when you shoved that piece of gum into my ear. I have cherished it ever since.

You: Stop it with that voice and pronounce us husband and husband.

Later:

Elliot and You: I do.

You then adopted a girl named Clarissa who went on to become a vsco girl.
You also had a son named Jared who was homophobic, it took you a while to change his mind.

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