Okay from now on for Head-canon's I'm going to do 4 of the guys because doing them all at the same time takes me so long to do. I might do the others sometime in the future. I used a wheel picker thing to pick the boys I'll write about. Just so you know the way I wrote this could not be called a head-canon in the slightest but never mind.
Mitsuhide Akechi
I suddenly remembered the video I watched when I was in the modern day, where the girlfriend sat her boyfriend down and told her she wants to break up as a prank. This was probably a really bad idea but I'm bored.
I waited for Mitsuhide to get back from the dungeon's, making sure my face looked really serious
Ahhh maybe this was a bad idea, but there is no backing out now
Then I heard the familiar footsteps coming from behind the door. The door opened and there was Mitsuhide
He hadn't even walked 2 steps into the room before I called him over
"Mitsuhide, can you come here for a second?. I'd like to talk to you about something" I kept my voice even, so it seemed like I didn't care but deep down this was going to hurt me, though I knew that I would never have this conversation with him under any other circumstances.
"Of course, What is it Little Mouse?" Mitsuhide replied while striding over after leaning his Tanegashima rifle up the wall.
I played with my fingers, twining them together and then un-twining them
Mitsuhide looked down at my hands. "What is it?"
I looked him in the eye. Great I already feel intimidated. "I have to tell you something and I don't think your going to like it. M...Mitsuhide I want to b..break up" my heart already broken from ever letting those words come out my mouth
"Hahahaha" Mitsuhide started laughing with that smirk plastered on his face, the smirk I've come to love.
"Why are you laughing?, I'm being S..serious" I stuttered
"Oh Little Mouse you are so easy to read, You can't fool me" Mitsuhide said confidently still with the smirk
"I should have know I couldn't pull the wool over your eyes, your right it was a prank" I admitted with defeat, disappointed in my prank
"That was a cute attempt though" Then he kissed me out of no where and walked out of the room leaving me speechless.
Ieyasu Tokugawa
The day was going slow not many Kimono orders lately, I was bored and new Ieyasu was coming back soon so I'd decided to play a prank. I know this is a bad idea but I want to see if Ieyasu breaks his tough guy facade when I tell him.
Okay lets get prepared. I started practising my lines and making it seem real, I'm a really bad actor and can't act to save my life.
Okay okay he's here I can hear him
"Y/n, I'm coming in" Ieyasu said as he pulled open the screen door.
"Ieyasu. I'm so glad you are back, Have a seat I need to talk to you" I said. OMG my acting is great what is happening.
Ieyasu looked at my serious face and gulped.
"I..It sounds S..serious" Ieyasu said nervously flicking his eyes up to look at mine after he sat down. His long eyelash shadows vanishing.
"It is. I won't keep this in any longer, you need to know that I no longer want to be in this relationship anymore" I could keep my voice even and stable because I knew this wasn't true and it was only a prank.
"W..what?" Ieyasu exclaimed
"Maybe you didn't hear me. I don't want to be with you, I'm breaking up with you" I told him. he took a deep breath and his eye went wide
"Fine. Leave then" Ieyasu said as he got up and went into the the other room, closing the door.
Maybe I went too far. I hope he can forgive me. I got up and was about to open the door to where he went when I heard quiet sobbing and sniffling
"Ieyasu?" oh know what have I done. I opened the door hesitantly and saw Ieyasu sitting on the floor with his head in his hand.
I went over to him and kneeled down next to him
"Ieyasu, are you crying? It was just a prank" I told him. He wiped his eyes with the sleeve of his kimono.
"N..no I'm not crying". Ieyasu said as he looked up at me and pulled me into a hug. "Don't ever do that again"
"I won't, I'm sorry. I didn't know you would react that way".
I kissed his cheek and he gasped cutely. I'll never play a prank on him again
Ieyasu might have broke his facade but he's my tough guy
Mitsunari Ishida
I was thinking about mine and Mitsunari's relationship when I suddenly remembered something one of my friends told me years ago about how she played a prank on her boyfriend and told him she wants to break up.
Maybe I shouldn't do that to Mitsunari, He's really sensitive.
Despite trying to convince myself not to prank Mitsunari with this evil prank, I couldn't win the war with the part of me trying to shoot down the idea.
So I waited and I waited until Mitsunari came to visit me in my room like he did everyday after war council.
"Y/n, I'm here. Can I come in?" I heard a sweet call from the other side of the door.
"Of course, you can Mitsunari. I need to tell you something anyway" I told him. He opened the door and came straight over to me, smiling his big angelic smile.
He sat down clumsily. Looking me in the eye.
Okay lets get this started
"Mitsunari, I no longer love you, I want to break up" I lied to him, keeping up my facade.
"Y....you d..d...don't...... love me a....anymore" Mitsunari said. His eyes were becoming glassy
"W...what did I do wrong?, Please f...forgive me whatever it was I won't d...do it again"
Soon I saw the first tear roll down his face and then more came. There was nothing stopping them.
"Ohh, Mitsunari. I was joking, it was just a prank I'm sorry" I pulled Mitsunari into a hug where he put his head by my neck and continued to cry.
I feel really bad for making him cry, I wish I'd never pulled this stupid prank.
"P..prank?, That was really f...funny" Mitsunari said in between his sniffing and wiping his face.
"Again I'm sorry. I didn't know you would react that way. I still love you lots" I clarified too Mitsunari
After that I took him out on a date to make it up to him. We stayed out late watching the sunset together. He looked like he had gotten over my prank.
Nobunaga Oda
I'd decided to play a prank on Nobunaga. I was going through a bunch of prank ideas, picking out ones that I imagined I could most likely pull off successfully. That's it I'll pull a break-up prank on Nobunaga. I hope he doesn't take this the wrong way. I'll apologise to him and make it up to him after I do this.
It was late at night when I'd decided it was now or never.
"H..hey, Nobunaga, Do you mind if I talk to you about something" I asked nervously as I put down my sewing and Nobunaga looked up from the letter he was reading and walked over to me.
"What do you need?" He said as he pulled me onto his lap and began playing with my hair
This is going to be really awkward if I have to tell him this while we are sitting like this
"Ummmm, I've been feeling kind of strange lately" I lied keeping my head down
"Have you?, Why didn't you tell me?" He asked putting his head in the crook of my neck. I could hear his soft breathing and feel his cool breath hit my skin
"I've been feeling like we are not as c...close as we use to b....be, I'm falling out of love for you. I...I want to break u..up" Not the time to stutter Y/n you have to make it seem real.
"I'm glad you brought it up, I've been feeling the same as well" Nobunaga admitted openly
"W..what?" Did he just say that.
"I think we should leave each other too, There's no passion anymore" Nobunaga revealed with a big smile
As he stared at me with those carnelian coloured eyes, I burst out crying
"I was j..joking, I d..didn't you too say that you don't l..love me a...anymore" I said through my trembling lips.
Nobunaga just started laughing out of no where
"Why are you l...laughing?" I asked while wiping my tears
"I'm laughing at the fact that you don't know your own prank when you see it" He said still laughing.
"You were just p..pranking me too?" I said and was so relieved when I found out he was just bouncing my prank back on me and mine backfired
He wiped my tears with his thumb
"Stop crying, the only time I'll leave you is when I'm dying by your side years from now" Nobunaga told me and I was glad for that.
He kissed my forehead and then we went to sleep in each others arms holding no bad feelings towards each other when we woke up the next morning.
AUTHORS NOTE
Thanks for reading. Here's a new post to make up for me not posting for a whole month. Plus look forward to another post in the next week or so. I had a lot of fun writing this one. Especially Mitsuhide's story.