Thanks for rhe request bobafett247
Luke: this is really not fair.
Yoitsme108: Okay buddy, I talk first. Also this is a request. I'm not the bad guy for once.
Luke: no, you're straight up evil.
Jar Jar: hi
Yoitsme108:
Luke: where did you find that?
Yoitsme108: the internet. Someone drew it.
Jar Jar: Mesa likes that.
Yoitsme108: of course you do you perv.
Jar Jar: yousa is-
Yoitsme108: don't call me mean. I'm the nicest person in the galaxy.
Luke: not this galaxy.
Yoitsme108: Yeah, but in the Milky Way I am.
Luke: what are you talking about? Milky Way? I've never heard of a way that's milky.
Yoitsme108: wow you're stupid.
Luke: hate is not the Jedi way. Hate is now the Jedi way.
Jar Jar: Can mesa come to Milky Way?
Yoitsme108: no. You are NOT welcome there. Pretty much everyone hates you except Jar Jar Stans. Don't even get me started on those people 👀👀👀👀
Luke: I feel like this has been done before.
Yoitsme108: no it hasn't. Unless I missed it.
Jar Jar: how can yousa miss it?
Yoitsme108: there is soooo many chapters in this book. I sometimes don't see things.
Luke: yeah but I'm SURE we've done this.
Yoitsme108: I looked and didn't see.
Jar Jar: did wesa?
Yoitsme108: Jar Jar please shut up I can't take it. I have a headache and it's because of you and you're only making it worse and i can't stand you and i wish you would get you're arms and legs chopped off and then burn in lava and if someone saves you I'll do the same to them I'll make sure you're both dead and I won't even burry you because I wouldn't make any planet suffer with you being in it's dirt I won't even throw you in water because the in your own home that water suffered enough being around you.
Luke: okay, that's so... what is wrong with you?
Yoitsme108: keep it up Luke and I'll make a Luke x Yoda.
Luke: NOW THAT WE HAVE DONE! I will not go through that again.
Yoitsme108: are you sure?
Luke: yes I'm sure.
Yoitsme108: oh heck. Sorry bobafett247
Luke;
Yoitsme108: dude calm down I believed you. Why did you need to go find it. Also? How did you get into my book?
Luke: I'm a Jedi.
Yoitsme108: ah makes sense.
Luke: unfortunately I couldn't find Jar Jar and me. This is the first time.
Yoitsme108: told you. Also, Jar Jar and I is correct.
Luke: yeah well if you weren't CONSTANTLY putting me through this maybe I wouldn't have false memory.
Yoitsme108: you're acting like a war victim. You have lived a good wimpy life.
Luke: iiiiiii what now? You think. I swear.
Jar Jar: 👀👀👀
Luke: this has gone on too long.
Yoitsme108: Yeah this chapter is a little longer then usual.
Luke: please make it stop.
Yoitsme108: see, you're a wimp? Always begging me to stop. It's hard to believe you even blew up the Death Star. I think it's made up.
Luke: *leaves*
Jar Jar:
Yoitsme108:
Jar Jar:
Yoitsme108:
Jar Jar:
Yoitsme108: if you wanna fight I'll fight.
Jar Jar: *runs away*
Ratings:
Jar Jar: 6/10
Luke: Jar Jar your rating scares me a little.
Yoitsme108: ha, you're scared? Wimp.
Luke: I swear to the maker.
-yoitsme108