luzabs: I'm going to fight the next person who insults my best friend
uni_mafumafu: I hate myself
luzabs: ALRIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, SQUARE UP
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_amatsuki_: It's like your junk has been burnt into my brain
kashitaro_ito: You're welcome
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shima_s2: I look like a road kill
sen_senra: No, you look beautiful as always
shima_s2: And you're a charming liar as always
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syounen_t_sako: Why do you always have to turn everything into a joke?
neru_sleep: Generally, it's to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with
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Nico_nico_Sou: If you love milk chocolate but don't like dark chocolate you actually like sugar more than chocolate
singing_rib: If you love pickles but don't like cucumbers you actually like vinegar more than cucumbers
kiyo_saiore: If you love roasted chicken but not raw chicken you actually like the heat from your oven more than chicken
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uratasama: Good evening, parental figure
soraruru: Good evening, problem child
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sen_senra: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol
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96_neko: My friend was trying to buy a house, under the "for sale" sign there was a big red sign that says "not haunted"
nqrse: I don't believe in ghosts but I believe that house is haunted
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_amatsuki_: If I don't respond to your insult it means what I wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
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kashitaro_ito: He's such a dork
oO0Eve0Oo: Who?
kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki-kun
oO0Eve0Oo: Oh
kashitaro_ito: I wanna sit on his dick
oO0Eve0Oo: STOP
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singing_rib: There are no buff wizards in Harry Potter, no gym in Hogwarts, no one does a push up at any point. I could crack Ron Weasley's spine like a glowstick
_amatsuki_: Weirdgardium Flexiosa, but ok
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It's been roughly two years since I published this book apparently. Thanks for the support everyone!