Zach's POV:
Alternative holiday.
That was what this Christmas is really is.
I refused to spend the holiday with my parents and Jenny.
I couldn't stand my mom.
I know she knew it because she was practically crying every single day about it.
My dad was cool about me spending the holiday with Olivia.
Obviously, I offered Brian to join us, which he gladly accepted.
I mean it's either this or spends the holiday with his homophobic mother...
Of-course he took our offer...
Fred stayed with his family because apparently, his life is fucking awesome...
But he did come to our post-dinner slumber party.
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"WAKE UP!!!!!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON LOSERS!!!!!! I SAID WAKE.THE.FUCK.UP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Olivia yelled as she marched into the Livingroom.
"what the fuck?" Brian mumbled and pushed me off him.
"Olivia... it's like 8 AM, what the hell?!" I grumbled.
"IT'S PRESENTS TIME BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! Now get up and go get yourself clean and washed! I can't wait any longer!!!!!" Olivia chirped.
"God, I hate you," Brian said and slumped back on the couch.
"We can totally open them up in like... 1 PM or something" Fred yawned from the other couch.
"HELLO??????? Guys!!!!!! My house my rules!!!!!!! Now WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!" Olivia yelled again and pulled Brian off the couch.
She started dragging him upstairs, he didn't resist.
After they both left Fred just sighed up and got up from his couch as well.
"ZACH, I HOPE YOU'RE UP! DON'T MAKE ME COME AND GET YOU!!!!" Olivia's voice echoed from upstairs.
Ugh. Maybe I should have stayed home. At least no one would wake me up at 8 AM...
I rolled my eyes but got up as well. There's no way I'll fall asleep again, especially knowing this crazy chick might rip off my ears if she'll see me sleeping again.
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After I brushed my teeth and washed my face, I returned to the living room.
Fred was already seated on the carpet, yawning and frowning.
"it's all your girlfriend's fault," I told him as I sat down next to him.
"well next year just don't show up" Fred replied.
"I won't," I said.
"good"
"I really won't! who needs Christmas anyway?! This holiday sucks! Way too overrated!!" I grumbled.
"ZACHARY!!! I CAN HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT CHRISTMAS!!!!" Olivia yelled as she walked downstairs.
"well, it's 8 AM Olivia, of-course I'll talk shit!" I replied.
Brian was trailing after her, looking even sleepier than Fred and me together.
He slumped on the couch, again.
"Just open the stupid presents already. I'll be watching from here" Brian said.
"don't we, like, get breakfast first?" I asked, hungry.
"we'll eat right after we'll finish with the presents!!! Now let's start!!!" Olivia replied.
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Olivia opened her gifts first, obviously.
She got a pretty tennis-bracelet from Fred ("OH MY GOD IT'S SOOO SHINY!" was her accurate words).
A pink fluffy side-bag from Brian ("OHHH SO CUTE I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!")
And a candle making set from the creative me ("AWWW YOU KNOW ME SO WELL!!!!")
Fred went second.
He got the ugliest shirt I've ever seen in my life from Olivia (IT'S VERSACE BABY!!!!!").
He got some basketball gear from Brian ("because you watched the NBA finals with me I assumed you like basketball")
And a mini-bowling toilet game from me ("I'm a genius! Aren't I?!")
Brian went third.
He got a pair of tickets for a football match from Fred ("you know, so you could take Zach with you")
A leather jacket from Olivia ("matching your bad boy attitude!")
Now, in this part, I started to get nervous.
I went all-in with this present. I even asked Olivia for a loan.
What if he doesn't like it?
"it's pretty big," Brian said as he held the present in his hand.
(A/N: oh, you.)
I nodded.
"mine is bigger though" he winked.
Gross!
He started tearing the wrapping paper.
His eyes widened when he saw the box.
"Zach! Oh my god! I love it!" he said.
I sighed in relief.
"what is it???" Olivia asked confused.
"it's a telescope, so you could watch the stars," I said.
"it's amazing! You're amazing!" he said and hugged me.
"I'm glad you like it," I said.
Because my bank account didn't like it for sure.
"come on people!! Let's wrap it up!!!" Olivia yelled at us to stop hugging.
Party pooper.
I finally got to open up my presents.
Fred gave me a set of baking bowls and measuring cups, and a matching set of rainbow-colored oven mitts and apron ("because I know how much you miss baking. And you're also gay")
Olivia's present...
It was...
Let's just say it was horrible.
"Olivia!" Fred yelped.
"What!!! They'll need it very soon!!!" Olivia justified herself.
"I can't believe you actually gave me this as a present," I said.
Why me though?!
"What!!!! It's important!!!! You'll need it!!!!!"
Brian's face was completely red.
Almost as red as the box of the condoms.
Needless to say, my face was completely red as well.
Almost as the matching strawberry flavored bottle of lube.
Kill me now.
"I... I don't know what to say, honestly" I mumbled.
"thank you?! Zach, you're welcome! Safe sex is IMPORTANT! And well, Brian, no offense but... you fucked a lot of girls at school so..."
"oh my god... oh my fucking god... I want to die" Brian rolled over so he could cover his face between the cushions.
"Brian... can you just give me your present now? I just want to finish up and get breakfast" I grumbled.
Brian got off the couch and fetched me a small gift.
"I thought you said it was big," I said slightly disappointed.
"It is big," Brian said.
I waved the small present to his face.
"there's another part! I just couldn't give it to you here..." Brian said.
"Brian, I swear to god, if you're referring to your dick-"
"what! I'm not referring to my dick! I mean, it's big too! But it's not the present! Just open the damn present already oh my gosh!!!" Brian got completely red again.
I started to unwrap the present,
And my eyes got widened again.
He bought me a very fucking expensive box of coloring pencils.
"do you like it?" he asked.
"of course I like it! I love it! Thank you! You're the best!" I jumped from my seat so I could hug him.
"I'm glad you like it, now let me get the second part, it's inside the garage," Brian said.
"oh my god, please don't tell me you bought me a car!" I said pissed.
"it's not a car, idiot, I'm not that rich" Brian chuckled.
"I could buy you a car, you know," Olivia said as Brian left the room.
"After that terrible present, you really do need to buy me a car!" I told her.
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Brian came back dragging a large gift behind him.
"I knew if you'll see it, you'll know what's inside, so I hid it in the garage," he said.
Oh boy, I sure did know what it is.
"You got me and an easel?! Brian, oh my gosh!" I hugged him again.
"yep, Olivia said you don't have one yet, so I decided to get you one" Brian mumbled as if it was nothing big.
"I love you," I said to him.
"I love you too" he leaned to kiss me.
"thank god I got that condom box, huh Fred?" Olivia rolled her eyes.
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This was definitely the best Christmas I ever had.
Who hates Christmas? Not me, that's for sure!
We finished opening gifts and went straight to the kitchen to get some breakfast.
We spent the rest of the day watching movies and cuddling by the fake fireplace.
I love my friends.
I wish I could stay with them forever.
Just a little more till I'm finally 18.
And then I could actually stay with them forever.
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A/N: Helloooooooooo
I'm so sorry it took me ages to update this week! I was soooooo busy.
anyway, what did you think about this chapter?
did you like Olivia's present? ;-)
who's present was the best in your opinion?
do you get presents for your friends as well on Christmas? (I'm Jewish so I don't celebrate it lol, but it seems like a fun holiday)
next chapter is birthday time babyyyyyyy~ (get your presents ready!)
don't forget to comment and vote!
xoxo