eonia (greek mythology)

By reemallawati

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In which a greek mythology obsessed girl decides to put her knowledge to good use (?) and rewrite the myths i... More

PART ONE; TITANS AND GODS
01. the start of this whole mess
02. how to ambush your dad 101
03. dad of the fucking year
04. zeus being a "badass" (?)
05. rough drafts of humanity
06. zeus' main and side hoes
07. prometheus did an oopsie
08. hades and persephone; the true otp
10. the terror twins
PART TWO; NAMES AND ADDITIONAL FACTS
01. hestia
02. demeter
03. hera
04. hades
05. poseidon
06. zeus
07. athena
08. aphrodite
09. ares
10. hephaestus
11. apollo
12. artemis
13. hermes
14. dionysus
15. primordial deities
16. titans and titanides
17. minor gods and goddesses
18. roman counterparts
PART THREE; HEROES
01. eurystheus was being an ass
02. the beautiful arrogant man
03. lust after my mother? this is what you get!
04. fuck you dad, i'm gonna go kill a huge man-bull
05. we're going on a trip in our favourite greek sea ship
06. oh my god polyphemus stfu
07. most children of ares are dicks
PART FOUR; MORE STORIES BECAUSE WHY TF NOT
01. wonder-woman's buddies
02. primordial of love has the cutest love story? no surprise
03. some love stories that just didn't end well
end
important a/n | my goodbye to wattpad

09. how to give birth... from your forehead

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By reemallawati

Remember when Zeus was so afraid of his child overthrowing him that he swallowed his wife, Metis when she was pregnant? Yeah, he didn't know she was pregnant, and the child grew inside his stomach. 

But Athena grew and grew, and she made her way up into his head, where she made a racket, and hit things inside, causing her father lots of pain. Zeus complained to Hephaestus of painful headaches, and Hephaestus cracked his fathers head open to investigate. 

Athena came out of his forehead fully grown, dressed in armour and with weapons and a shield. 

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