eonia (greek mythology)

By reemallawati

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In which a greek mythology obsessed girl decides to put her knowledge to good use (?) and rewrite the myths i... More

PART ONE; TITANS AND GODS
01. the start of this whole mess
02. how to ambush your dad 101
03. dad of the fucking year
04. zeus being a "badass" (?)
05. rough drafts of humanity
06. zeus' main and side hoes
08. hades and persephone; the true otp
09. how to give birth... from your forehead
10. the terror twins
PART TWO; NAMES AND ADDITIONAL FACTS
01. hestia
02. demeter
03. hera
04. hades
05. poseidon
06. zeus
07. athena
08. aphrodite
09. ares
10. hephaestus
11. apollo
12. artemis
13. hermes
14. dionysus
15. primordial deities
16. titans and titanides
17. minor gods and goddesses
18. roman counterparts
PART THREE; HEROES
01. eurystheus was being an ass
02. the beautiful arrogant man
03. lust after my mother? this is what you get!
04. fuck you dad, i'm gonna go kill a huge man-bull
05. we're going on a trip in our favourite greek sea ship
06. oh my god polyphemus stfu
07. most children of ares are dicks
PART FOUR; MORE STORIES BECAUSE WHY TF NOT
01. wonder-woman's buddies
02. primordial of love has the cutest love story? no surprise
03. some love stories that just didn't end well
end
important a/n | my goodbye to wattpad

07. prometheus did an oopsie

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By reemallawati

The story of Prometheus is one that is very well know, but I'm still gonna tell it because why not. Prometheus was known as the Titan of forethought, and he was the son of Iapetus, and brother of the famed Atlas. 

Prometheus was one of the Titans that had supported Zeus in the war against the Titans, and because he did, and his idiot brother Epimetheus had not supported anyone, they were allowed to live. But the same did not apply to their brother Atlas. 

Prometheus is also known as the creator of mankind. He had moulded the clay into human shapes, and Athena had blown life into the clay. 

The two brothers were meant to give the humans skills they needed to survive, but Epimetheus has spend his skills on the other creatures of nature and had nothing to give to the humans, so Prometheus gave them fire and other skills to help them build their civilisation. 

But, as smart as he was, he was nothing compared to Zeus, and so he had to rely on his cunning side. Zeus wanted the humans to worship and sacrifice parts of animals to the Gods, and so Prometheus made two piles. One pile was bones covered in glistening fat, and the other was the best and choicest meat covered in the animals ugly stomach. 

Zeus chose the glistening fat and was thus tricked by his cousin, causing him to be furious, and in order to get his revenge, he stole fire back from the humans and let them live in darkness, eating their meat raw. 

But Prometheus being the idiot that he was, stole it back and returned it to the humans. So, Zeus was going to punish Prometheus for this, and also the humans for accepting the fire from the Titan. 

He had his son Hephaestus create a new human; one of incredible beauty, and then each God and Goddess gave the human something. Zeus had Hermes give her a deceiving heart and and a dishonest tongue. And that was how the first woman was created- Pandora. 

Zeus commanded her to take a jar that contained every bad thing that ever could exist sealed in it, but at the very bottom contained one good thing; hope. He gave it to her but commanded her to never open it. 

Pandora was sent to stay in the realm of humans with Epimetheus, the dullard brother of Prometheus. Prometheus however knew that Zeus would be sending something to his brother, and so warned him not to accept anything from Zeus. 

But as soon as Epimetheus saw Pandora, he could not reject her, so he neither accepted her, not rejected her, and saw that as an acceptable action in listening to both his brother and his heart. 

But because Pandora had so many conflicting traits, she eventually disobeyed his commands and her curiosity got the best of her, so one day she crept to the kitchen, got a knife and pried the jar open. 

Floods of darkness came rushing out, knocking her to the ground, and when she finally got up, she saw a warm glow in the jar, but afraid it was something even worse, she shut the jar and locked the only good thing inside. 

As for Prometheus, Zeus had two servants who helped him in manners relating to punishment; they were called Violence and Force. He ordered them to take Prometheus to Kazbek Mountain in the Caucasus. And there they chained him to a large rock with chains that Hephaestus had made from an unbreakable substance called adamantine.

Then Zeus had an eagle eat his liver every day, and because Prometheus was immortal, his liver would regenerate and he would suffer the pain for all eternity. 

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