soraruru: Sorry I can't come to record today. If it's any consolation, I am, as the youths say, straight up not having a good time
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uratasama: Don't do witch craft kids
sen_senra: Then what should we do?
nqrse: For you specifically, bitch craft
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_amatsuki_: Soraru-san is so salty that if he fell into a lake he would turn it into an ocean
neru_sleep: BURN
luzabs: If it's about water wouldn't it be boiled tho?
neru_sleep: BOIL!
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Pusu_kun: You ever date a twin?
singing_rib: Yeah, once
Pusu_kun: How did you tell them apart?
singing_rib: Well easy, my ex painted her nails black and her brother had a penis
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uni_mafumafu: Good morning, I'm making chocolate pudding right now!
luzabs: It's 4 in the morning, why on earth would you do that?
uni_mafumafu: Because I've lost control of my life
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uratasama: Just because you're the short one people always assume you're the bottom. Well guess again fuckers!
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kashitaro_ito: Fuck you Amatsuki-kun I want to kiss you right now oh shit I mean kill you haha stupid auto-correct
_amatsuki_: You wrote all that in one sentence
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oO0Eve0Oo: If you fell lonely, dim all light and put on a horror movie
oO0Eve0Oo: After a while, it won't feel like you are alone anymore
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sakatandao: I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake
Nico_nico_Sou: I prefer my coffee with salt
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kiyo_saiore: Due to personal reasons, I'm going to get hit by a car