"The other day I was rummaging through my clothes because it was a special occassion and I have a cupboard full of clothes but nothing to wear" I started. "So I then resulted in summoning the father. Butnof course being clasis pappa Downey he took his time. But came in eventually" I talked to my phone that was sitting on my desk. "Dad I have nothing to wear" I started explajning how the conversation went. "Really. Oh well you can check in my cupboard". I then did a giggle like teens would do if they think its funny. "Oh wait your serious". "So that brings us here" I said putting my arms in the air. "A few minutes ago I ventured into the never-ending maze that my father calls his closet or whatever and somehow made it out alive and I found some weird clothes I never seen him wear before" I said looking at my phone. "And Im giving them my full review. To be honest I probably will look terrible in what he could pull of so" I said.
Outfit #1
"Really pink? Thought you hated pink" I said looking at the pink jacket. "But yeah.... oh wait we have a hat as well" I said. I grabbed the hat and put it on. "Well now I look like an old grandpa. Dad do me a favor. Dont wear it" I said.
Outfit #2
"Heck dad. Why is this jacket so much larger on me?" I asked. "This jacket is longer than my life expectancy" I said looking down. "But hé look at the cute inside. Cute? Really Chase. You went with that. You're a grown man use some better words" I said. "Your not a man more a boy" Dad yelled from outside the room. "Dont ruin my fantasie" I yelled back.
Outfit #3
"Pleade fit. Because if so-" I started and leaned in closer to my phone. "Then its mine" I whispered. It fitted. "Oh my god look at me. But eh loose the shoes. They are killing my feet" I said kicking of the shoes.
"Oh my lord? Dad what is this?"
Outfit #4
"Were you trying to impersonate a clown. And what is up with the red glasses. Dad what went through your head when you bought this?" I asked with a confused look. "Yeah sorry to tell you but even you would look weird as heck".
Outfit #5/6
"So the red one I would wear. But why green. Like are we trying to look like kermit the frog?" I asked. "Hello mrs Piggy" I mimicked kermit. "And yeah flip-flops with socks" I looked at the phone. "Really fashionable *cough* not *cough*"
Outfit #7
"Some 007 shit here. Its only to big for me so.... sad now" I laughed.
Outfit #8
"Like I dont. I dont even know? Is this a dress or a long jacket or a jacket that wants to be a dress?" I said looking down. "Look honey figure yoursepf out you can be whatever you want its 2019" I said. "But also. Look at the flowers" I said pointing to the flowers. "Thats great because if you're a person like me and kill your plants you just seem this little bit more nature friendly".
Outfit #9
"Just six words" I said looking down. "What the actual fuck is this?". "This just screams. I want to go to the disco but first I need go to a premier that I need a suit for". "It looks like aluminium folie to be honest".
Outfit #10
"This is so not attractive. Good grief" I said putting it on. I tied the bandana around my neck. "Jeez thats ichy" I said scratching my neck. "I wonder what the stylist offered you to get you in this. Or that you had to pay the stylist to buy this".
Outfit #11
"Hi look at me Im a watermelon" I said spinning around.
Outfit #12
"Again with the grandpa hat" I said throwing it away. "Suit is nice. Looks like something you would wear to a premier thats about the sea"
"So thats all the random clothes I found in dads closet I could find. He really has some weird ass styles. Anyway my dad wouldn't be so offended by this video. He loves them and he loves me" I spoke before being cut off "thats debatable" dad screamed. I sighed "love ya too"
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Not my pictures.
Robert sure has some random stuff he wears. But he can pull it off so thats something good I suppose. Meanwhile I dress like Im... you know nevermind😑😑😶😶