Everything is blurry. Why is it so blurry? And bright Jesus fucking Christ.
My vision slowly starts to come back to normal. I look to the right and see a needle in my arm. Oh god. I hate needles.
I quickly look away before I freak out.
I'm in a hospital...
The door opens and I immediately turn my head towards the man who walked in.
"Neo? Everyone has been so worried." He says.
Neo...
I'm...Neo.
But I thought I was ace?
But I know I'm Neo...
Who am I?
"I know you're probably very confused. You were on a car crash. A hit and run actually. You've been in a coma for a about two weeks now." He talks like it's nothing.
"Your family is all in the cafeteria. I'll go let them know you're finally awake." He walks to the door. "And Mr. jones...it's good to have you back."
I stare at the ceiling after he leaves.
So it was all a dream. I made up Ace.
I start laughing. Soon it turns hysterical.
I made up a whole other life!
I laugh and laugh.
I must be fucking crazy!
I laugh until my family comes in and even then I don't stop laughing. I laugh even harder.
God really just fucked me in the ass, huh?