soraruru: What kind of work would you want to do?
sen_senra: I don't want to work. I want to lay in bed drinking beer all day
soraruru: So does everyone, but you have to work if you want to live
sen_senra: Then I want to die
soraruru: No
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nqrse: God I wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren't real and I'd love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be
kiyo_saiore: And if they're real you can fuck them
nqrse: He gets it!
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kashitaro_ito: What kind of power move could I make towards a therapist?
kashitaro_ito: *takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes*
kashitaro_ito: *eats the paper at the end of the session*
luzabs: This is why y'all are in therapy
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Pusu_kun: Remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population
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Nico_nico_Sou: I'm definitely the disappointment of the family but also the hottest so I can see why I got the pressed
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uni_mafumafu: I'd be lying if I said I'd never attempted telekinesis
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96_neko: Smart is attractive, educate me on some shit I don't know bro
neru_sleep: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus
soraruru: Stop
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shima_s2: Windows 8 can suck my dick
uratasama: I can't believe how far technology has come
sen_senra: I can't believe how far technology will make me come
shima_s2: NO
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luzabs: If I owned a taser I'd probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that's why I don't have a taser
uni_mafumafu: Please don't taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and "lock up" and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead
_amatsuki_: This is why we need friends
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sakatandao: You're ignoring your problems, Urata-san
uratasama: Yeah, and?
sakatandao: You're aware that's not a very good coping mechanism, right?
uratasama: Yeah, I'm ignoring that too