Summary:
The Avengers make a bet to baby Peter for a day. Peter is unaware of the prank and is mostly adorably confused. Making them even more willing to do this prank fully.
Ships: Ironstrange
(Soft)
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Peter walked into the Avengers living room/kitchen to see all the Avengers being hectic as usual.
"Petey" Nat said, slightly cooing and pinched his cheek.
Peter looked at her weirdly but smiled slightly and suddenly everyone was looking at him.
"Baby Avenger!" Thor exclaimed and picked up Peter, putting him in a seat "Have a snack!" He said, handing him a poptart
Peter looked at him "Thanks uncle Thor.." He said and bit the poptart
"Don't forget the drink!" Sam said and slid over a small cup of orange juice
Peter was confused, like really confused. What was happening?
"Hey Pete. Have fun at school?" Tony said
"Yeah. Uh dad why is everyone acting weird." Peter said
"Ah-ah. You don't speak until you are done eating your food mister." Tony said
"But you just asked me-"
"Eat." Tony scolded and smiled
Peter knotted his eyebrows together in confusion as he slowly bit his poptart and drank his orange juice
"Uhm..I'm done. Can I go to the lab now?" Peter said
"Nope. You will get hurt." Tony said like it was a fact.
"Definitely. I haven't baby proofed it yet." Bruce said
"Baby proof? Why would you need to-"
"I think Petey needs a little nap." Clint said with a smirk
"A nap..?" Peter said
"Yes Peter. Doesn't a small nap sound appealing- I mean nice to you..?" Steve cooed teasingly
"Uncle Steve I know what appealing means..and why would I need a damn nap?" Peter said and everyone gasped.
"Language." Steve said
"Now I don't like this cussing from you. Who taught you this shit?" Tony said and immediately after said "Ohhh...yea I think I know who did."
Stephen teasingly glared at his husband before looking at his son "Peter, sweetie I think you need a little time out."
Clint and Sam held a laugh while Nat, Steve and Bruce smiled. Tony letting out a chuckle.
"A...time out?" Peter said in complete confusion
"Yes. Now go in the corner and think about what you've done." Stephen said and when Peter didn't move he teleported him there.
Peter groaned as he stared at the wall.
"I think I know what's happening." He said
"No speaking in time out buddy. It's like jail time." Rhodey said
Peter groaned.
Two minutes later Steve walked over and picked Peter up effortlessly as he brought him to the couch and put a blanket on him.
Peter looked up confused and he felt magical barriers keeping him down, knowing it was his magical father doing this.
Peter groaned and just laid down. He wasn't going to fight back knowing it was this nap thing, he could use the rest.
He gently closed his eyes as Stephen began to pat his head gently, sweeping his hair back in a relaxing way.
Soon soft snoring was heard from the young one and the magical barriers faded off.
Everyone cooed at the sleeping boy and sat around him, watching tv quietly until they all drifted asleep.
The perfect Superfamily.