Ryden Oneshots

By t1axdd

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There's quite a bit of smut so if you are uncomfortable, don't read this :) *!THERE IS A SECOND ONESHOT BOOK... More

Fake Plastic Trees
By Small and Simple Things (1)
By Small and Simple Things (2)
Moving Portraits of Two Boys
Oranges
Hand On Your Arm
Will Eventually Mend
Twenty First
Off The Record
Popsicles, Huh?
Open Wide
(Good In Bed But) Better With Chopsticks
Days Gone By - 1
Days Gone By - 2
Chutes and Ladders
Remember The C Shot
Tweet, Tweet
The Winner Takes It All
The Rules
The One Where They Work In A Dairy Queen
Sushi For Beginners
Eurora
Sense Of Touch
TAGRILYWTBH,YJHTOIT
Mouth To Mouth
In Which Brendon Has Anger Management Problems And Ryan Doesn't Help
Purple Is Not A Christmas Color
This Is Halloween
All Along
Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket
Flying Just Like
Make My Wish Come True
Bad Habit
Baboons and the Quest for the Last Pop Tart
Brendon Urie: President of the Pete Wentz Un-Fan Club
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Life
Conflicted
Came Back With Flags On Coffins And Said "We Won"
Nobody Nose
I'll Have My Cake (And Eat It, Too)
A Mitten Love Story
By Super, I Mean You
The Magical Quest of Finding the Most Glorious Christmas Tree
Mommies Wear Yellow
Orange You Glad I Saved You From The Piranha-nas?
Xenodochy
Out With His Wisdom Teeth!
Like A Magic 8 Ball, But You Can Only Ask One Question
Serial Killers Don't Vibrate
Carnival
Carving Out Our Names
Automatic Joy
Twisted
Cheesy Pick-up Lines And Elderly Matchmakers
Switch!
What A Pity That It Is (To Write You In A Song)
My Christmas
Attack of the Blue Flu or How Ryan Helped Brendon Save Christmas
As Dreamers Do
Innocence (In A Sense)
My Body Doesn't Turn That Way (Right Hand:Yellow)
Brendon Urie And The Pants Monster
These Substandard Motels
Compatibility Is For Lovers
86,400 Chances
I'll Be At The Cabin For Our Christmas
It's All Okay When I Say, "You And I"
Bright Copper Non-Sunsets
Beach Boy
The Theory Of Infaturation
If The Moon's A Balloon
It's Not Repression, It's Denial
I, Robot
Love In A Letterbox
But In Time
Mile High Club
Pink Hoodies, Rain, and Voldemort
Crumbs
Stairway To Heaven
Untitled
Pink Glitter
Purple Nail Polish
Years Before Important
You Came Into My Life And Now I Want You To Stay
My Emerald City
A Kiss For Luck, Submerge Myself
Breaking
@replies
Dream A Little Dream (1)
Dream A Little Dream (2)
How Did I Fall In Love With You?
Today's The Day
Rubber Ducky You Are The One
You & Your Hand
Easter Eggs And Birthday Wishes
False Advertisements
Office Of Love
The Importance of Changing the Fish Water
The Friction In Your Amazingly Well-Designed Pants
He Watches The Ships That Come Sailing
The One Where Brendon Does Not Turn Into A Bunny
Pretty Ain't A Job
20 Little Random Moments
The Scavenger Hunt
TAGRTVWFUHYJHRIY
But Where Do The Nuns Come In?
Dear Catastrophe Waiter
The Wal-Mart Story
No One Is Ever Gonna Love You More Than I Do
Irrevocably Combined
But Sweeter
Reacharound
Crawling Vines
Handcuffs
You Don't Need A Valentine To Get Chocolate On Valentine's Day
Simon Says
Bananas
Can't Buy Me Love
This Is Fate
Before Midnight
Cupid's Chokehold Is Stronger Than His Bow And Arrow
Twisted Peppermint
Conversations With Dead People
Kiss And Tell
Ryan Ross The Sad Robot
Third Street
The Menu Entrรฉe
So Apparently I'm Going To Hell
Tabula Rasa
Seven Minutes
Dynamic Melody
Scribbles And Butterflies
Pick Up The Pieces
Just A Teenage Douchebag, Baby
The White Noise Beneath Your Skin
Don't You Know I Love You (When You're Down And Dirty)
When Worse Comes To Worse, Go To The Whore Of The School
Whiskey Lullaby
A Little More Touch Me
A is for Adultery, B is for Brendon
That Time When Positive Hardcore Thursday Went Horribly Wrong
Ryan Plus Mormons Equals Big Love
Combustion
Kindle
Silly Rabbit
Just Go With The Magic Baby
Can I Have Your Number?
Life's Like This
Brendon Urie: Dreamer Extraordinaire
Here Be Dragons
It's Always Cloudy
With Extra Foam
Little Did He Know
Four
Love Letters In The Age Of Txt Speak
What He Had
Hints
Virgin Girl Friday
Porphyria's Lover
Finders Keepers (It's The Law)
And Genie!
Just The Same
How Naptime Can Go Horribly Right
Common Circuitry Problems
Pete Wentz: The Drum Major From Hell
Wooden Skin
Paper Jam
The Birthday One Shot
Sodapop
Sleepover Princes Vs. Goodnight Girls
Just A Dash Of Fairy-maldehyde [1]
Just A Dash Of Fairy-maldehyde [2]
Peengate '07
Tickled Pink
Once Upon A Disney Fic
The One Where Brendon Kills His Fish And Ryan Makes It Better
Rose Is A Four-Letter Word
Candyboy
I Think I Feel In Flowers
Maybe
Louder Than Echoes
Big Gestures Usually End With You Flat On Your Ass
In A Telescope Lens (When All You Want Is Friends)
Spencer Smith is Not a Vampire! ...Right?
Silly Scented Markers
Aliens In America
Baisers A La Creme
Honey And Lemon
From A Pretty Mouth
Hot Hot Heat
The Sinful Burn
To A Man's Heart
33 Vertebrae And A Spinal Cord
Ryan Walks Into A Wardrobe
Exchanging Body Heat
All I Want Is You Tonight
Guide Me Home
Lay Us Down... We're In Love
You Are Alive /info N Stuff <3

Shake It Up

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By t1axdd

Summary: Instead of Brendon working at Smoothie Hut, it's Ryan and it's a whole ass mess. And Ryan might find a certain customer cute?


It was Ryan's first day at work and he didn't want to be here. Smoothie Hut.

He didn't really want to work here, he just needed a job and the Smoothie Hut was a 5 minute walk from where he lives.

He got his black apron on and prepared himself for a day of smoothie making.

.:.

Ryan was doing well so far and got everyone's smoothies right but when he went to give it to them, they usually grumbled as he took a while to make them. It's his first day. Cut him some slack.

Anyways, Ryan was doing fine until someone came through the glass door. This someone was wearing a tight red top, black jeans that looked like they were honest-to-God painted on, scruffy converse and red glasses. He looked like a cute nerd. A big ol' nerd. There was absolutely nothing cute about him.

There was plenty of staff this someone could have gone to and no one was serving anyone at the moment but no, this someone had to go to Ryan's counter.

Ryan took a deep breath, ignored this someone's chocolate-like eyes and dark brown (possibly soft) hair and asked, "Hey, what can I get for you today?"

This someone grinned and said, "Brendon! My name's Brendon. Hello. Hi." Brendon. Nice name for a nice boy.

Ryan stuttered, "Uh. I. Nice? What can I get for you, though?" Brendon just kept on grinning and replied with, "strawberry and banana. Maybe. Wait, don't make it. Wait, yeah I want that. Thanks."

Ryan turned around got the ingredients and put them in the blender. Except he somehow maybe forgot to put the lid on. He doesn't know how he forgot but he ended up getting blobs of strawberry pieces all over his face.

Everyone turned to look at the commotion and everyone laughed, realised what happened. Ryan could feel his cheeks getting hot. Fuck. How embarrassing.

"I. Uh. I. I'm so sorry. I," Ryan stuttered out. Brendon gave him a sympathetic look, realising he was new or something. Although, it was common sense to put the lid on, Brendon didn't mention it as Ryan (the nametag said) already looked embarrased enough.

Instead he got napkins and handed them to Ryan with a small smile which Ryan returned. "I'm sorry, I'll make another, for free," Ryan said and got to work on another, leaving no room for arguing.

He put the lid on this time.

.:.

Over the course of a couple of weeks, Brendon came in almost everyday and he would always go to Ryan ordering the same strawberry and banana smoothie. They hung out a couple of days ago, getting to know each other.

No, it was not a date. Just 2 people wanting to be possible friends. Brendon was a bit hyperactive. Ryan didn't mind, he was more laidback so at least it wasn't awkward as Brendon would normally say whatever came to mind. 

Ryan showed Brendon lyrics that he had written. There was only a couple of songs that were finished or nearly finished such as "But It's Better If You Do", "Camisado" and "I Constantly Thank God For Esteban".

Brendon didn't ask what they were about or anything of the sort and for that, Ryan was glad.

.:.

Ryan's shift had just began and that's when Brendon came in. It was always the same time. 10:05 every morning, Ryan always waited.

Brendon flashed a small smile upon recognising Ryan. Before Ryan could ask what he wanted Brendon said, "strawberry and banana. Put the lid on this time," and winked.

Ryan rolled his eyes. It was a mistake he made ages ago but he loved the easy banter. With that, he flashed a small smile and found that he easily smiled around Brendon and that didn't seem as bad.

Ryan was maybe too distracted, again, and ended up putting the wrong ingredients in - where he got an apple and raspberries from, God knows - and his sidekick also began to blast Britney Spears and maybe he was embarrassed.

And maybe Brendon laughed.

Maybe it was a cute laugh.

Maybe Ryan liked it.


*
I wrote this on 4/20 on my ao3 as a joke but it turned out to be pretty popular and someone even bookmarked it lmao.

Basically here this is & I regret it & im tired I dont even know what this is but you know oh well

Enjoy this crap & goodnight.

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