Ryden Oneshots

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There's quite a bit of smut so if you are uncomfortable, don't read this :) *!THERE IS A SECOND ONESHOT BOOK... Plus

Fake Plastic Trees
By Small and Simple Things (1)
By Small and Simple Things (2)
Moving Portraits of Two Boys
Oranges
Hand On Your Arm
Will Eventually Mend
Twenty First
Off The Record
Popsicles, Huh?
Open Wide
(Good In Bed But) Better With Chopsticks
Days Gone By - 1
Days Gone By - 2
Chutes and Ladders
Remember The C Shot
Tweet, Tweet
The Winner Takes It All
The Rules
The One Where They Work In A Dairy Queen
Sushi For Beginners
Eurora
Sense Of Touch
TAGRILYWTBH,YJHTOIT
Mouth To Mouth
In Which Brendon Has Anger Management Problems And Ryan Doesn't Help
Purple Is Not A Christmas Color
This Is Halloween
All Along
Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket
Flying Just Like
Make My Wish Come True
Bad Habit
Baboons and the Quest for the Last Pop Tart
Brendon Urie: President of the Pete Wentz Un-Fan Club
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Life
Conflicted
Came Back With Flags On Coffins And Said "We Won"
Nobody Nose
I'll Have My Cake (And Eat It, Too)
A Mitten Love Story
By Super, I Mean You
The Magical Quest of Finding the Most Glorious Christmas Tree
Mommies Wear Yellow
Orange You Glad I Saved You From The Piranha-nas?
Xenodochy
Out With His Wisdom Teeth!
Like A Magic 8 Ball, But You Can Only Ask One Question
Serial Killers Don't Vibrate
Carnival
Carving Out Our Names
Automatic Joy
Twisted
Cheesy Pick-up Lines And Elderly Matchmakers
Switch!
What A Pity That It Is (To Write You In A Song)
My Christmas
Attack of the Blue Flu or How Ryan Helped Brendon Save Christmas
As Dreamers Do
Innocence (In A Sense)
My Body Doesn't Turn That Way (Right Hand:Yellow)
Brendon Urie And The Pants Monster
These Substandard Motels
Compatibility Is For Lovers
86,400 Chances
I'll Be At The Cabin For Our Christmas
It's All Okay When I Say, "You And I"
Bright Copper Non-Sunsets
Beach Boy
The Theory Of Infaturation
If The Moon's A Balloon
It's Not Repression, It's Denial
I, Robot
Love In A Letterbox
But In Time
Mile High Club
Pink Hoodies, Rain, and Voldemort
Crumbs
Stairway To Heaven
Untitled
Pink Glitter
Purple Nail Polish
Years Before Important
You Came Into My Life And Now I Want You To Stay
My Emerald City
A Kiss For Luck, Submerge Myself
Breaking
@replies
Dream A Little Dream (1)
Dream A Little Dream (2)
How Did I Fall In Love With You?
Today's The Day
Rubber Ducky You Are The One
You & Your Hand
Easter Eggs And Birthday Wishes
False Advertisements
Office Of Love
The Importance of Changing the Fish Water
The Friction In Your Amazingly Well-Designed Pants
He Watches The Ships That Come Sailing
The One Where Brendon Does Not Turn Into A Bunny
Pretty Ain't A Job
20 Little Random Moments
The Scavenger Hunt
TAGRTVWFUHYJHRIY
But Where Do The Nuns Come In?
Dear Catastrophe Waiter
The Wal-Mart Story
No One Is Ever Gonna Love You More Than I Do
Irrevocably Combined
But Sweeter
Reacharound
Crawling Vines
Handcuffs
You Don't Need A Valentine To Get Chocolate On Valentine's Day
Simon Says
Bananas
Can't Buy Me Love
This Is Fate
Before Midnight
Cupid's Chokehold Is Stronger Than His Bow And Arrow
Twisted Peppermint
Conversations With Dead People
Kiss And Tell
Ryan Ross The Sad Robot
Third Street
The Menu Entrée
So Apparently I'm Going To Hell
Tabula Rasa
Seven Minutes
Dynamic Melody
Scribbles And Butterflies
Pick Up The Pieces
Just A Teenage Douchebag, Baby
The White Noise Beneath Your Skin
Don't You Know I Love You (When You're Down And Dirty)
When Worse Comes To Worse, Go To The Whore Of The School
Whiskey Lullaby
A Little More Touch Me
A is for Adultery, B is for Brendon
That Time When Positive Hardcore Thursday Went Horribly Wrong
Ryan Plus Mormons Equals Big Love
Combustion
Kindle
Silly Rabbit
Just Go With The Magic Baby
Can I Have Your Number?
Life's Like This
Brendon Urie: Dreamer Extraordinaire
Here Be Dragons
It's Always Cloudy
With Extra Foam
Little Did He Know
Four
Love Letters In The Age Of Txt Speak
What He Had
Hints
Virgin Girl Friday
Porphyria's Lover
Finders Keepers (It's The Law)
And Genie!
Just The Same
How Naptime Can Go Horribly Right
Common Circuitry Problems
Pete Wentz: The Drum Major From Hell
Wooden Skin
Paper Jam
The Birthday One Shot
Sodapop
Sleepover Princes Vs. Goodnight Girls
Just A Dash Of Fairy-maldehyde [1]
Just A Dash Of Fairy-maldehyde [2]
Peengate '07
Tickled Pink
Once Upon A Disney Fic
The One Where Brendon Kills His Fish And Ryan Makes It Better
Rose Is A Four-Letter Word
Shake It Up
I Think I Feel In Flowers
Maybe
Louder Than Echoes
Big Gestures Usually End With You Flat On Your Ass
In A Telescope Lens (When All You Want Is Friends)
Spencer Smith is Not a Vampire! ...Right?
Silly Scented Markers
Aliens In America
Baisers A La Creme
Honey And Lemon
From A Pretty Mouth
Hot Hot Heat
The Sinful Burn
To A Man's Heart
33 Vertebrae And A Spinal Cord
Ryan Walks Into A Wardrobe
Exchanging Body Heat
All I Want Is You Tonight
Guide Me Home
Lay Us Down... We're In Love
You Are Alive /info N Stuff <3

Candyboy

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Par t1axdd

.:. Rating : NC-17 .:.

Summary: There is an urban legend about how a boy can get the most spectacular and orgasmic kiss of his life, if he dares to try it.


When it came to urban legends, Ryan knew of only one that could simultaneously strike both fear and fearlessness into the hearts of boys across the world. Fearlessness, because wow, it was so worth the risk, and fear because of the consquences of breaking the rules.

According to myth, if a boy stood in the dark, alone and in front of a mirror, and whispered 'Candyboy' three times, and closed his eyes, he'd get the most succulent, sweet, lingering kiss of his life, so good he'd come in his pants right where he stood. What boy could resist that?

There was a catch, though, as there tended to be with urban legends. If you opened your eyes before Candyboy left you with a whisper of breath across your cheek, you'd be impotent the rest of your life, and would be so traumatized you'd never remember what Candyboy looked like anyway. Ouch.

Ryan Ross was fifteen and unbelievably horny, a reckless combination. He felt a bit like a dork, standing in the dark of his bathroom in only his boxer briefs and staring at his vague, inky reflection in the mirror, but what did he have to lose-- aside from a working schlong, and he had enough self-control and healthy fear to resist trying to look, right?

And Ryan really, really wanted that legendary, mind-blowing kiss.

He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and began to speak, a soft but clear whisper. "Candyboy. Candyboy... Candyboy."

Heart beating wildly against his chest, Ryan stood perfectly still and waited. For a long moment, he thought nothing was going to happen. And then, somehow, some way, he felt a soft touch upon his lips, and he gasped. A soft, moist mouth fitted against his own, lightly at first, and then the impossibly soft and plush lips pressed more fully against his own, and a warm, wet tongue slipped into his mouth, sharing a faint taste of peppermint candy with him.

Ryan moaned deep in his chest, then whimpered when the clever tongue flicked the roof of his mouth, making Ryan's cock twitch hard in his underwear. The lush lips closed around Ryan's tongue, then, and began suck, setting a distinct rhythm that had Ryan seeing stars behind his tightly shut eyelids. Oh god, so good, better than his wild imagination had ever believed, and oh, too soon, the sensations sparked furiously, and Ryan came harder than he'd ever come before, his cries strangled in his throat. He panted for breath against that wicked mouth, then felt a very soft sigh, a puff of breath against his cheekbone, and Ryan knew that he was now alone.

He didn't dare open his eyes, though, until he realized he was standing there in cooled, come-drenched underwear, and that Candyboy was truly long gone.

Ryan didn't jerk off for a solid week. Instead, every night for six more days, he crept into the bathroom, scared but so hungry for more, and called for Candyboy. Sometimes he tasted peppermint candy on that strange and wonderful mouth, sometimes something vaguely berry. He wasn't fond of the licorace flavor, but the orgasm was still as amazing-- boy, was it ever! The strawberry was Ryan's favorite.

After that week, though, Ryan began to worry that eventually he'd forget, and accidentally open his eyes before he was supposed to. Since Ryan had a profound attachment to his dick and to coming, he took those worries seriously. So he stopped calling for Candyboy, and relied instead upon the vivid memories of the past week, bringing himself off with his hand wrapped tight around his cock. It was almost as good.

***

Ryan felt totally high on life, on their band and their future. They had some kinks to work out, but the opening show of their first headlining tour had been a rousing success. Jon fit with them as though he'd meant to be with them all along, Spencer had never been so at home behind his kit, Brendon pranced, preened and worked the crowd more skillfully than ever before, and Ryan himself hadn't ever felt more alive with his guitar in his hands, onstage.

Before he could even blink, the blur of the night had passed, and they were on the bus in the dead of night, headed for the next town and the next show. Jon and Spencer had already crawled into their bunks, and Brendon was puttering around in the kitchenette, leaving Ryan to finish coming down from the high on his own, in the back lounge.

Brendon wandered back before long, though, his pajama pants riding low on his hips, and the stick of his lollipop poking out of the corner of his mouth. Ryan rolled his eyes and grinned as Brendon twirled the stick as he hopped onto the other side of the couch.

"So. Was it good for you?" Brendon asked, cheeky grin around his lollipop. Brendon had never been subtle.

Ryan snorted, but he had to admit, he could relate. "I don't think anything ever felt as good."

Brendon's eyes widened, and his grin broadened impossibly further. "I can think of a few things that come close, but... yeah, that was pretty damn good."

Brendon crunched the remaining last bit of his candy, and leaned over to toss the stick into the trash. When he sat back onto the couch, absently scratching his belly where his tee-shirt had ridden up, Ryan couldn't help but stare for a moment. He was about to flick his eyes to the television, but he found his gaze caught by Brendon's. Apparently, Ryan had some subtlety issues of his own.

Brendon was grinning, though, so he evidently hadn't minded Ryan's peaking at his tummy. Ryan found himself helplessly grinning back. And before he knew it, Brendon was crawling over to him, and actually over him, wiggling until Ryan was stretched on his back, Brendon pressed on top of him in the V of Ryan's legs.

"You've been playing hard to get," Brendon whispered hotly in Ryan's ear.

Ryan shivered violently, and swallowed hard. "I wasn't playing." And he really wasn't.

Brendon pulled his mouth away from Ryan's ear, and looked him in the eye, so serious, not even blinking. "I'm not playing either."

Ryan closed his eyes as Brendon leaned in, his lips brushing Ryan's-- so soft, so tentative, so unexpectedly familiar and yet completely new-- before pressing more firmly, and Ryan opened his mouth on a soft gasp. Brendon took full advantage, thrusting his candy-sweet tongue past Ryan's lips, licking into him as they began to rock against each other, Ryan's hard cock rubbing next to Brendon's, between both their flat bellies.

Memories from long ago flooded Ryan's mind. Lush, decadent lips, the sweet taste of candy, the clever, clever tongue that tickled the roof of Ryan's mouth... the most mouthwatering, delicious kisses of his life, until just this moment, until he had Brendon's luxurious mouth.

Ryan's head spun, he was so dizzy with feeling so good, clutching Brendon's shoulder with one hand, and one of Brendon's generous ass cheeks with the other, while Brendon stole his breath with more deep, wet kisses that tasted of strawberry candy.

He was close, so close already, and when Brendon closed his mouth around Ryan's tongue, sucking to the rhythm of their bodies rubbing together, the sensations collided, ignited, and Ryan came, so hard. Brendon kept kissing him all the way through it, another few moments of Brendon's hips working against him, until Brendon moaned into Ryan's mouth, a low, deep sound that vibrated from Brendon's chest to Ryan's.

Brendon released his mouth at last, and sighed softly, a whisper of breath against Ryan's cheek.

Ryan shuddered... it couldn't be!

"Ry?" Brendon whispered, "Hey... Ryan? You with me? What's wrong?"

Ryan shook his head, eyes clenched tightly shut. Just in case. He didn't let go of Brendon, though, one hand still gripping Brendon's shoulder, the other with a death-grip on Brendon's ass.

"Ry, come on... look at me."

Ryan shook his head again. "I can't."

Brendon huffed, sounding a little pissy, and the rational part of Ryan's brain could understand it, but the irrational part of his brain was still in command and was telling him that his new boyfriend is a living urban legend who can turn his johnson to jello, and so he kept his eyes very definitely shut.

"Somehow I don't think you're disgusted, since you still have a healthy chunk of my ass in your hand," Brendon said a second later. "Are you, like, embarrassed that you shot your wad in like thirty seconds, or something?"

"Um. Yeah, let's go with that," Ryan replied.

Brendon kissed him again, warm and sweet, and oh yeah, those were the same, sweet lips. Sure, it had been four years ago, but there was a reason Ryan called that mouth to him every night for a week back then.

"Are you ever going to look at me?" Brendon asked, sounding more amused than anything, now.

"Someday." Ryan sighed. He'd have to look at Brendon eventually, he knew. How the hell could he go the rest of the tour, the rest of his life, and never look at him again?

Brendon chuckled softly. "Okay. But this is getting a little weird. Not that I mind your hand on my ass, or even the finger-shaped bruises I'm probably going to have on that cheek."

Ryan took a deep breath, and with great fear in his heart, cracked one eye open. Brendon looked down at him, mouth quirked into a very amused grin. It was too soon to tell if he'd be able to get a boner again, but he went ahead and opened the other eye anyway.

"There. Was that so bad?" Brendon asked.

Ryan shrugged. "I'll let you know in about half an hour."

Ryan finally let go of Brendon's ass to pull the throw blanket down over them, and resettled his hand at the small of Brendon's back. The lethargy of orgasm along with a long night performing finally took its toll, and Ryan drifted off.

To his dying day, he'd swear to himself that he was just dreaming when he heard Brendon whisper to him, "You were always my favorite."

The End.

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