shima_s2: Do you wanna come over and eat what my mother made?
sen_senra: What'd she make?
shima_s2: Me
sakatandao: STOP ENCOURAGING CANNIBALISM
sakatandao: I've been informed that the conversation didn't, in fact, refer to cannibalism
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soraruru: So, what are you doing?
uni_mafumafu: Petting Iroha
soraruru: What would you do if I was there?
uni_mafumafu: Pet Iroha
soraruru: Ok, but what if I was there and Iroha was in another room, what would you do?
uni_mafumafu: Follow Iroha into the other room so I can pet her
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_amatsuki_: Cigarettes aesthetically look so cool because it's a neat little thing in your mouth that blows clouds but it's also a horrible death stick
_amatsuki_: So I was trying to think of a healthy aesthetic alternative and for some reason my idiot brain produced "kazoos"
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neru_sleep: When I become a serial killer, I'll leave tapes that have "Mmm, watcha say" in the mouths of all my victims
singing_rib: WHEN
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luzabs: Of course I want to kill someone too every now and then
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sen_senra: What's trending right now kids?
Nico_nico_Sou: Pain
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neru_sleep: If the government really is spying on my internet usage I hope they like gay fanfiction because that's what they're getting
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kashitaro_ito: Oh sure when KIDS does it, it's "cute" but when I try to run a marathon in my PJ's it's all "Kashitarou-san, put your pants on" and "Kashitarou-san we have neighbors"
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soraruru: What did you do?
luzabs: Uhh
soraruru: What?!
luzabs: I swallowed a wedding cake on accident!
soraruru: How the fuck do you swallowed a cake on accident
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shima_s2: How old were you when you found out Santa wasn't real?
sakatandao: How old am I?
uratasama: You're 27, Sakata
sakatandao: I was 27