Luke: you use that picture for everything I swear.
Yoitsme108: I use this one a lot too.
L-3: nice out fit.
K-2: *high fives L-3*
Luke: when did this become androids are mean to Luke hour?
Yoitsme108: that sounds like it would make a good movie.
Luke: no it doesn't.
C-3PO: please yoitsme108, I don't want one of these.
Yoitsme108: Disney is ruining Star Wars and your main concern is this? FOCUS ON THE IMPORTANT STUFF THREEPIO!!
Jabba: uhhhhgghh, lil schuttas.
Yoitsme108: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CURSING JABBA! THis is a family friendly ship book. Don't make me kick you out.
R2: bebebeboop🅱️eep.
C3-PO: he says you should kick Jabba out without giving him the second chance.
Yoitsme108: yeah well I make the rules R2, not you.
R2: 🅱️💢❗️beepbeboop.
Yoitsme108: *le gasp* R2!
Luke: R2, why would you say that?
C-snapcraklepop: Hes upset.
Yoitsme108: no really?!
Jabba: hehehe
Yoitsme108: shut up you ugly space slug!
Jabba: Lil Schutta.
Yoitsme108: LEAVE!
Jabba: *looks down* Hopa¿
Yoitsme108: seriously?! Where is Fortuna when you need him?!
Luke: ohmymaker. *uses the force to get Jabba out of here*
L3: wow, he's so strong, who is that? *in an Android daze*
K-2: Jedi, trust me, Force users are crazy. You don't want him.
Yoitsme108: have we done a K-2 x L3?
Luke: I don't know. I don't think so.
Yoitsme108: hmm.
R2:✅boop ✅
Luke: no!
Yoitsme108: hey C-Poe! Translator boi!
C-3PO: yes?
Yoitsme108: tell me what Astromech baby said. I couldn't quite hear. Haha!
Luke: no! Don't tell her.
Chewie: *chuckles*
Luke: not funny chewie.
C-3PO: I don't know who to listen to! You are both my masters!
Luke: I was your master first.
Yoitsme108: I'm a better Jedi.
Luke: HA!
K-2: maker, R2 said you should make a L3 x Luke.
L3: and I could agree more. *may as well have heart eyes*
Yoitsme108: AH HA! Thanks R2!
R2: blip✅❤️
Luke: *lays down on couch* ugh.
Yoitsme108: hey! C-Poe check my rules. Can Luke sit on that couch?
Luke: threepio, don't check them.
C-3PO: I may ass well self destruct, you two are.... oh my.
Chewie: *grabs threepio and runs out of here*
K-2: the fighting between you two just made poor golden child to leave his own ship.
Yoitsme108: golden child! What a good nickname.
Luke: would you just shut it?
Yoitsme108: no you!
Luke: you!
Yoitsme108: YOU
Luke: YOU!
Yoitsme108: yOu¡
Luke: no you!
Yoitsme108: *pulls out lightsaber* *screeches*
Luke: maker! *pulls out lightsaber*
Le battle begins👀
L3: should we stop them?
K-2: hopefully one of them kills the other so we only have to deal with one.
L3: they are both Jedi I don't think they are trying to kill each other.
K-2: Luke looks pretty angry.
L3: oh I know, it's so attractive.
K-2: *stares at L3 with mild concern*
Yoitsme108: stop fighting me!
Luke: you started this!
K-2: they are literally children.
L3: well yoitsme is literally a padawan.
K-2: that's true.
Yoitsme108: this is boring, let's do something else. *knocks Luke's saber from his hands causing it to fly next to smol Luke*
Smol Luke: *porg sounds*
Luke: h-how?
Yoitsme108: someone needs to practice a little more.
Luke: that's impossible.
Yoitsme108: no just improbable. Not even that, just face it, I'm a better jedi.
Luke: never.
Yoitsme108: say it!
Luke: no!
K-2: stop, this is annoying.
L3: you're both good Jedi now stop.
Yoitsme108: but I'm the best! Better then Obi Wan.
Luke: *le gasp* take it back! Nobody is better then him.
L3: enough.
Yoitsme108: *starts running to Like with saber* RAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHUGHHH
Fun Ratings:
C-3PO: no.
Chewie: 0/10
Jabba: 3/10
K-2: -100/10
L3 10/10 is this the rating for Luke?
R2: 0/10
Luke: no.
Yoitsme108: Luke ruined everything.
Luke: no you did!
L3: stop!!
-yoitsme108