luzabs: I think I have a crush on Mafu
_amatsuki_: We've all been there
uratasama: Truth
sakatandao: Big mood
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singing_rib: I need advice
singing_rib: Nevermind I already did the stupid thing
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nqrse: How to use "and" 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called "This And That" and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said "The space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it."
shima_s2: I'm going to jump out a window
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sen_senra: Donate my blood? Yeah right, and have my blood swimming around in some other guy's boner? Nice try buddy
syounen_t_sako: No hemo
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_amatsuki_: "Maybe if you go to bed you'll feel better in the morning" is literally the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
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uni_mafumafu: Do you ever learn a new fact and it messes you over really badly even tho it has no effect on your life but it feels like your whole life was a lie? Anyway hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars
neru_sleep: THEY FUCKING WHAT
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soraruru: I feel like really upbeat songs with depressing lyrics are the musical equivalent of adding "LMAO" to the end of a negative statement so no one takes it too seriously
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Nico_nico_Sou: There's a huge difference between mimes and clowns, but oh so little does it matter when either or both of them are suddenly in your house late at night
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sakatandao: How in god's name do you exercise as soon as you wake up don't you take like 3 hours in bed to absorb all the trauma from the fact that you're still alive
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kashitaro_ito: BDSM stands for
kashitaro_ito: Bees
kashitaro_ito: Do
kashitaro_ito: So
kashitaro_ito: Much for the environment