The Best of Omegle

By Hmar24

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This is not a story (since i suck at writing those :L) These are the funniest convo's I've had on omegle!! wh... More

The Best of Omegle
Say HI
Go get a towel!
Cejhfe
IT'S A DISEASE
Finish fast
U wnt 2 mary wid me?
I'm happy for you
Not good enough
m5 wall
Mines getting softer
Learn English
Go make yourself horny
Aliens
Please gay
lol omegle...
Here's my Tumblr
Mr Horny
A sexy lama?
We need a break
Osama
Girl
I know so much about you!
T
Why
Honry
Knock Knock
You are funny
It's YOUR turn
Very small creature
I need a doctor
I like to breathe
I think it's cuz he's full of gas?
Who do we have here?
If you were gay that would be okay
Bonus Chapter 1 - My Yearly Shower
Bonus Chapter 2 - Tree or Fire hydrant?
The alphabet. And some other stuff...
American Sign Language
Traumatising Events
Important Notice
I don't speak Chinese
I'm a Ninja
Food makes me happy
Be their man, not some pussy cat
A collection of Convo's
Another Collection of convos
Even more collections of convo's
Oreos
lol... this guy...
Another set of convos
Cardboard tastes yummy...
More epic convos!!!!!
I'm running out of things to call chapters not done by me! D:
Rubba dub dub... o.O
Come get a grub... O.o
Go find some scrub... O.O
You will find a mug... o.o
Maybe even a slug... \(o.o)/
The chapter i want you all to read
My Milkshake
Does not
bring all
The boys
To the
Yard
Psych
Just Mimi
Make up your mind...
Serious Author Note to clarify everything
So true...
Maraca
DO YOU LOVE ME?
It must be you!
I like blood
In Your bed ;)
ASL
Someone already is...
I guess a human...
Is your refrigerator running?

Do you have wii?

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By Hmar24

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: BEEP BEEP

Stranger: Hi

You: COMING THROUGH

Stranger: Asl plz

You: haii

You: 15 f

You: you?

Stranger: I am 19 male

Stranger: Usa

Stranger: So what's ur name?

You: very naice

You: Call me Star

You: Astra Star

Stranger: So have u kii star?

You: no

You: no i do not

You: what is your name?

Stranger: I am john

You: well John

You: do you have wii?

Stranger: Sorry what's that

You: its where you have like this disease

You: right?

You: and it turns your wee

You: into pink

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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