A/N: This chapter is about just two homo things that the Gom are talking about on Facebook.
HAIZAKI: So why aren't they calling you guys the Generation of Homosexuals?
Midorima: Excuse me?
Murasakibara: I will crush you
Kuroko: That was rude
Aomine: Do you have a fucking death wish!!?
Kise: You're a dick (¬_¬)
Akashi: I advise you to sleep with your eyes open at night.
Momoi: I think he's just as much of a jerk as you guys, but he does have a point... I mean, how many of you are, well, not dating another guy?
Midorima: .....
Murasakibara: .....
Kuroko: .....
Aomine: .....
Kise: .....
Akashi: ..... You should still sleep with your eyes open, Shougo.
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KUROKO: I was just "rescued" by the fire-department.
Kise: Ahhh, Kurokochii I was just "arrested" by the police and it was great ∩(︶▽︶)∩
Furihata: What?? Are you both okay ?!? That sounds awful, not great??
Kagami: Furihata, I'm part of the fire-department...
Aomine: And I'm a police officer...
Furihata: So you guys helped???
Aomine: .... I'm gonna tell him.
Akashi: Don't you dare...