Me:
Hey baby! How's the new phone?
Also, miss you lots!
Can't wait till you come back!
Baby's new phone:
Yeah... not baby
Sorry man
Me:
Yeah... not a man
Sorry baby
Baby's new phone:
Again: not your baby!
Me:
Your not Sofie?
Baby's new phone:
Sorry hun
And what's up with the grammar?
Me:
Oops!
Sorry!
I got used to it. I have a girlfriend who sucks at it so it kind of just, got stuck.
Not baby's new phone:
I had one of those too😂
Me:
They're the best right?
Like a little puppy?
Not baby's new phone:
Yeah
A true cutie, but when we're in bed it's like she switched a button or something.
Me:
Ew too soon.
I'm still a baby myself thank you very much.
Not baby's new phone:
How old are you kid?
Me:
Sixteen
Not baby's new phone:
Oh Shit
I'm way too old to talk to you
I can get arrested man
Me:
A-freaking-GAIN,
Not a man!
Not baby's new phone:
Okay okay! Chill!
Me:
How old are you?
Forty?!
Not baby's new phone:
NO!
I'm twenty-two
Me:
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT IF
YOU KEEP ME NEXT TO YOU!
not baby's new phone:
Oh my god
Please don't
Me:
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME!
Not baby's new phone:
BUT I BET YOU WANT TO
Me:
What happened to:
"OMG please don't" attitude?
Not baby's new phone:
I figured... if I can't win fighting you, might as well join *shrugging*
Me:
*shrugging back*
Cool
Not baby's new phone:
So...
Me:
So...
Not baby's new phone:
What's your name?
Me:
Abby
Yours?
Not baby's new phone:
Lauren
Me:
Nice to meet you Lauren!
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and things just got interesting...
have a great time zone kids. and sleep is important you should try that since i don't (i had a party and stayed up all night and now everything fucking hurts cause im so tired)
yeah bye