<Scott>
did u break up with derek or is that hot new guy ur cousin
<Stiles>
its derek u fucking asshole
he woke up young
<Scott>
so hes young blood now
<Stiles>
oh god yes
i would leave him for patrick stump tho
<Scott>
u would kill this entire state for patrick stump
<Stiles>
i wouldnt leave him, im jokin
kinda
but do you think he'd let me make out with patrick for a little
if i met him?
<Scott>
oh my god u remember that girl at that fall out boy concert a few years back
and we were in the pit and u let her sit on her shoulders bc she took of her top and gave it to u
<Stiles>
i loved that girl
she threw her bra at patrick stump and he said thanks i needed one of these
<Scott>
i remember
<Stiles>
god now i wanna watch the youngblood chronicles
patrick stump was so hot in those
he killed people
he was in prison
ah yesssss
<Stiles>
i just got an inapropriate boner
<Scott>
STILES STILINSKI U HAVE A BF
<Stiles>
THAT DONT MEAN I CANT APPRECIATE PATRICK SEXY AS HELL STUMP
<Scott>
derek is so hot rn tho
<Stiles>
I KNOW RIGHT GOD I JUST WANT TO LICK HIS EVERYTHING
<Scott>
ur just a horny teenager today arent u
<Stiles>
its my time of the month
<Scott>
oh god
i hate this time of the month
<Stiles>
i wanna fuck everything
<Scott>
tmi
<Stiles>
this is y i like lydia better
<Scott>
dude every girl is flirting with him
<Stiles>
i like watching him tell them to fuck off
i get shivers
<Scott>
lunch time
u ready to face the cafeteria
<Stiles>
it gets worse every day
<Scott>
u have derek today
you'll be fine
<Stiles>
derek is y i worry