<Danny>
okay okay so get this
they brought alison back to life
and derek hale is a teenager
<Jax>
oh my god no way
<Danny>
ready to move back to the states NOW?
<Jax>
sorry, no can do
also i told u 2 come with me
<Danny>
yes but i live here
i dont just wanna leave
<Jax>
so y r u txtin me 4 the first time in a month
<Danny>
to tell u bout the crazy shit
<Jax>
which is y u should leave
<Danny>
heh
maybe when my life begins to get threatened on a weekly basis
right now its only once a month or so
<Jax>
u miss me
admit it
<Danny>
do not
<Jax>
do too
<Danny>
well u must miss me
bc i havent txted u in a month and u responded in ten seconds
<Jax>
thats bc i was
um
already
txting someone
<Danny>
uh huh sure
<Jax>
well i gotta go have lunch with the queen
pip pip, deuchio
<Danny>
OMG STAAAAHP
<Jax>
never
im adorable
<Danny>
r not
also ur ex gf is a lesbian now
<Jax>
her and argent, i know
its kinda hot
whats mccall doing with himself?
<Danny>
lahey
<Jax>
*le gasp* NOH
<Danny>
YAH
TIS CRAY I KNOW
<Jax>
u infected everyone dan
u made them gay
<Danny>
oh yes totally
good thing u escaped to england b4 u caught my homo
<Jax>
idk my neighbours are gay so i might have it with u too
one of them looks kinda like sherlock lmao
<Danny>
OMGGGGG
<Jax>
yeah
i havent seen his bf face tho just the back of his head
he wears ugly ass sweaters
<Danny>
ITS SO JOHNLOCK
<Jax>
i watched one episode of that show
and only bc u made me
so dont drag me into this thing that ur doing
<Danny>
u didnt fINISH IT?!
<Jax>
iM NOT INTO CHICK FLICKS
<Danny>
SHERLOCK IS NOT A CHICK FLICK SHOW
<Jax>
DUDE
I SAW ONE EPISODE
GAYEST CHICK FLICK SHOW EVER
I CANT HAVE THAT MUCH UNADULTERATED HOMO IN MY LIFE
<Danny>
is that y u left me in the states then
too much concentrated homo
<Jax>
hey i told u to cum with
<Danny>
u kno i cant just leave
<Jax>
but i offered
<Jax>
also ur not nearly as gay as sherlock or john
i can handle ur homo
<Jax>
ur a good level of homo
<Jax>
no obscene eye fucking or innuendos
<Danny>
thank you
also u cant handle my homo ur in london
<Jax>
OH
OH SNAP
WAS THAT A JOKE
<Danny>
lmao im hilarious
<Jax>
ur not thooo
<Danny>
oh wow im soooo hurt
<Jax>
im still the burn king 👑👑👑
<Danny>
and im in love with bein queen 👑👑👑
<Jax>
BABY I RULEEEE
<Danny>
I RULLLEEEEE
<Jax>
I RULLLLEEEEE
<Danny>
I RULLLEEEEEEEE
<Jax>
lemme live that fantasy
<Danny>
*AAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
<Jax>
did we really just
<Danny>
yes
we did
<Jax>
god if i was in cali right now i swear i would smother u 4 tricking me into that
<Danny>
if u were in cali right now i'd let u smother me
<Jax>
awwwww u do miss me
everyone misses me i bet
<Danny>
oh for sure
the lacrosse team is in distress
<Jax>
i knew it! im so awesome
<Danny>
r u gonna cum visit us soon?
u could stay with me
<Jax>
u ask me that every time mahelani
i cant leave right now
soon
<Danny>
u say that every time
<Jax>
i mean it this time for sure, u lil dork
if i didnt kno better i'd think u were crushing on me
<Danny>
good thing u kno better
<Jax>
i guess
<Danny>
well if u cum soon u could go to the fall dance
<Jax>
dude that thing is for BHHS kids
also i thot they cancelled it
<Danny>
some idiot let stiles on the student gov council
so its back
<Jax>
if i do manage to b there for the dance u have to cum with me
cos i cant go stag
<Danny>
deal
<Jax>
unless lydia is there alone
<Danny>
oh
kay
<Jax>
dont sound so disappointed, im joking
she hates me
<Danny>
lmao she doesnt hate u shes just kinda pissy at you
<Jax>
shes very pushy too
and shes probably still upset at my murderous kanima rage thing
and that i mocked the notebook in front of her
<Danny>
the notebook was a shit movie
but shes nice, i like red
<Jax>
maybe you should just let her sleep on your floor and take her to the fall thing then
<Danny>
really jackson
<Jax>
maybe u should txt her in science instead of me
<Danny>
okay srsly shes a nice person chill
not gonna abandon ur sorry english ass
<Jax>
good cos i need my man in beacon hills
that place was kingdom
<Danny>
yeaaah
surreeeeeeeeeee
<Jax>
go back to snoozing thru a lecture on cell respiration
<Danny>
hang on
i didnt tell u i was in science
<Danny>
did u memorize my freaking schedule
<Jax>
well i mean come on dude school just started back up
u sent it to me last month, it wasnt that hard
<Danny>
thats hilarious
<Jax>
if by 'hilarious' u mean 'really awesome and best friendly of me' then ur correct
<Danny>
also whats ur new skype
u keep changin it an i wanna show u my moms new birkenstock shoe obsession
<Jax>
its jaxthedestroyer
like strax from that stupid comic book series u like or whatever
<Danny>
u mean guardians of the galaxy
u actually read what i sent u?
<Jax>
yeah course
and i have to say that gamora chick is like
hot
<Danny>
of course u would say that
<Jax>
oh pssh dont yell at me for being straight
<Danny>
lol, u see the movie yet?
<Jax>
no, actually, i was waiting to c it when i cum visit u
idiot
<Danny>
c; good plan
<Jax>
yeah yeah
whose dog were u snapchatting me with
<Danny>
my mums new pomeranian
its a pain in the ass
<Jax>
u would kno about ass pain wouldnt ya danny boy
<Danny>
WOW JACKSON
GAY JOKE RIGHT NOW
<Jax>
gay jokes always
<Danny>
whatever i gotta go
<Jax>
oh come on babe dont be pissed
<Danny>
not pissed, im going to spanish
and i value my life so im not texting in there
<Jax>
oh
thats a good call
<Danny>
im actually really smart, thnx
<Jax>
dont wait a month to txt me again, okay?
i miss talkin to u
<Danny>
okay
<Jax>
okay?
<Danny>
im not doing it
<Jax>
come on u love tfios
<Danny>
im not hazel graceing u
<Jax>
but i augustus watered YOU
<Danny>
whatever, i'll txt u l8r
<Jax>
u better
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