soraruru: Girls are so hot
soraruru: Guys are hot too oh man
soraruru: Why is everyone so hot
_amatsuki_: Global warming
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uratasama: Mafumafu, are you a top or a bottom?
shima_s2: He is obviously a bottom, why are you even asking?
sakatandao: Well, he kinda looks like a top?
shima_s2: It's cause you're such a bottom Sakata that even other bottoms can top you. You don't count
sakatandao: Hey!
uratasama: So, Mafumafu?
uni_mafumafu: I don't get it. Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed
sakatandao: Yeah, definitely a bottom
sen_senra: Man, I'm gonna tell him
soraruru: Don't you fucking dare
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sen_senra: Maashi, you're like my little toe
shima_s2: Why
sen_senra: Because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
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neru_sleep: Australians don't have sex
neru_sleep: Australians mate
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luzabs: Mafu's so cute
nqrse: He has a boyfriend
luzabs: People DIE
nqrse: Luz no
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uratasama: If I can't reach it, I don't need it
sakatandao: So, no more kisses?
uratasama: Bend down, bitch
uni_mafumafu: What? You both are dating already?
uratasama: No.
sakatandao: Yes!
uni_mafumafu: How? When?
sakatandao: Well, we were playing games in my house and I leaned into Urata-san as a joke then suddenly he kissed me!!
uratasama: I did not kiss you. I was pushing you away with my lips!
uni_mafumafu: Awwww
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_amatsuki_: Kashitarou-san I found your do to list this morning
kashitaro_ito: And?
_amatsuki_: And its just got my name on it
kashitaro_ito: WeLl
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uratasama: I read somewhere that every one in four people is gay
sakatandao: That means someone in our group is gay
sen_senra: I hope it's Maashi because Maashi is cute
shima_s2: I don't believe that. Because based on our daily conversation, I'm pretty sure everyone in our group except me is gay
soraruru: The truth has been revealed
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kashitaro_ito: I mean it's crazy! We finish each other's
_amatsuki_: Satanic rituals
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96_neko: Are you gay because you don't have a strong male figure in your life?
neru_sleep: No, I'm gay because I want a strong male figure in my ass
soraruru: Somebody stop him