A/N: Oops... I haven't updated in 8,000 years again, but I have an excuse this time and I wasn't just procrastinating! Okay? Here me out: I GOT A HOLE IN MY TOOTH.
I'm not gonna go into much detail cause it's a long story, but I had something poking my cheek for awhile. I wasn't worried about it, and a week later I was chewing gum and I felt something hard and a piece of my tooth fell off. In my head I was thinking: "oh good, finally it won't poke my cheek" but then I ran my tongue over my tooth and I felt a hole. Then I laughed and forced everyone to look at it. Then I was drugged for 2 days...Then I procrastinated. THEN now I have to go to the dentist tomorrow again.
Make god life choices kids.
If you feel a piece of tooth fall out, don't think it's a good thing, unless you're dumb like me.
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Major thanks to BxsyThinking for PMing me with the idea to do a Vilkas X Pregnant Reader! I'm not really doing requests that much anymore, but I decided to switch it up. I am also getting writers block...
Y/N's POV:
"You look like you're going to pop." Farkas said to me with a straight face.
Farkas and I sat in the mead hall at Jorrvaskr with Aela and Vilkas. The new bloods were downstairs sulking in their quarters after Farkas gave them a speech about not fucking swearing because the baby in my stomach can hear it. Yeah, this is my life...
Vilkas frowned at Farkas's comment, and Farkas furrowed his brows. "Why are you looking at me like that?" Farkas said with a suspicious tone.
"Like what?" Vilkas grumbled.
"Oh, it's like I already have children..." I muttered. Aela gave me an understanding nod.
"Like you just stubbed your toe on a dead body." Farkas said in all seriousness, as if this had happened to him before.
"Well, you look like the dead body I stubbed my toe on."
Farkas look complete offense to this and yelled: "you look like a prostitute!"
"Okay, cut it out you two." Aela butts in, but it's too late, Vilkas already has a comeback and he wasn't going to stop. Farkas couldn't take much more of his brother outwitting him with idiotic comebacks, and he was about to snap. Then, I got a perfect idea to make the two shut up.
I gave a wink to Aela and she let out a verbal sigh of relief.
"Y/N, you don't look so good, are you feeling alright?" Aela says in a loud monotone fashion. Perfect acting, and of course Farkas and Vilkas ate it up and completely forgot about their argument. They both turned to me with their faces as pale as ghosts.
"Y/N I'm sorry did my yelling scare him?!" Farkas whisper-yells. I can tell he wants to hug me, but he's not sure if he should.
"No, it's just-" I begin to spin an absurd lie, and it would end with 'oh, the baby said the only way to apologize is to give me a sweetroll,' but I cut myself off when I swear I hear shouting.
The others hear it too and draw their weapons.
"Y/N, go downstairs." Vilkas said.
The doors swing open over-dramatically and about three men stand, their swords drawn. I immediately recognize the swords... they are from the Silver Hand.
"We killed all you bastards!" Aela yells as she draws he bow, ready to release, but not wanting to make the first move.
One man just laughs, and swings his sword in the air. (I image a flamboyant gay man yelling "Ha you thought, hoonnneeyyyy")
"Y/N, go." Vilkas says urgently to me, but as I begin to move the man yells for me to stop.
"We will leave you all alone... for a price." The man smirks.
"What price?" I yell in return.
"The child... we want it. Then we will leave you alone."
"What kind of bargain is that when we can just kill you now?" Aela scoffs as she releases her arrow right into the man who had just spoked. He flopped onto the floor.
The other two whistle a tune that calls another seven Silver Hand towards us. They run in and the fighting begins. The new bloods hear the ruckus and emerge from downstairs, confused but ready to fight.
I want to fight with them, but I decide my best course of action is to go downstairs.
A woman appears out of nowhere. She aims a sword at me and pushes me into a corner. "Pretty, pretty, pretty." She sings in a spine chilling tune. "I got her." She yells to the others, but the fighting has already died down greatly, and only a few silver hand remained.
Vilkas quietly comes up from behind her and stabs her through her stomach, while Aela, Farkas, and the new bloods finish off the few that were left.
"Talos... they really came from nowhere." Farkas said.
Aela didn't say anything, but I knew she was going to hunt them down completely until they were all gone this time.
"Are you alright, Y/N?" Vilkas asked, his face covered in blood, but still looked pale.
"Oh, yeah I'm fine..." I mumble, still in shock.
Vilkas pulls me into a big bear hug. "I don't know what I wouldn't done if I had lost you..." he whispered in my ear. He pulls away and looks at me up and down making sure I have no wounds whatsoever.
"That was a lot of yelling... does he want to come out now? Maybe I'll yell more, that seemed to have worked when I was putting Vilkas in his place." (Uh why does that sound sexual... ITS NOT. None of that incest crap in this house. I mean, I'm not judging if you're into Farkas X Vilkas, I'm just saying that it's not for me. You guys are probably into freaky crap like that, and that's why I love you. Question: what's your weirdest ship and/or kink. KINKY. I'm curious...)
"Oh, no, Aela and I were just saying that because we wanted you two to shut up." I explain.
Vilkas lets out an airy laugh. "Sorry I said you were a dead body, Farkas."
Farkas laughs in return, "I'm sorry I called you a prostitute who stubbed a toe on a dead body." Yet everyone could clearly see Farkas's fingers were crossed. Oh, brotherly love.
"This is touching and all, but someone has to clean up this mess now, and then we try to get some more revenge, okay?" I mention, and everyone groans.
"If the baby starts coming out do we still have to clean?" Farkas asks.
"I mean probably not?" I say with a shrug.
"COME OUT BABY. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Farkas yells at the top of his lungs.
"That's not going to work. It's just annoying..." Vilkas sighs.
Just then I felt a strong pain, and wetness. I let out a gasp once a realize what had happened.
I grip onto Vilkas's arm tightly, "my water just broke..."
"Not funny, Y/N." Vilkas says.
"Talos, I'm not just saying it to be nice to Farkas, I'm serious!" I yell.
Everyone grows quiet, except Farkas who laughs triumphantly, and Vilkas who is already having a mental breakdown.
"Thisishappeningthisishappening." Vilkas mutters quickly. "Everyone stay calm... stay calm... STAY FUCKING CALM!"
A/N: Eyy the office reference... I might update twice this week, I don't know... but I hope you guys enjoyed! It was very cliche, but I hope you guys enjoyed anyways!