Send Nudes // l.r.h

By h2hoeee

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your boy just wants nudes [highest ranking: fanfiction #195] thank you @CharlesSara for the cover, I adore it... More

i love you but who are you
how'd you get my snapchat luke
you send nudes first
is that what a nude is
your nudes make me feel some type of way
sucks to suck
tell me a story
are you some internet stripper lady
if michael won't tell you, i can't either
i told her you had a small dick
yo hoe
it'd be like the kardashian's mom
we totally suck
it makes me look like a potato
he shouldn't be so butthurt
we need to talk
midgets are hot
boi
i just want to hug you
holy fuck
it was huge
do a backflip
take off your shirt
cake was on pause
chop off my leg
local strip joint
close as strangers
good luck charm
i'll buy you whatever you want
JOIN MY GROUP CHAT
she wasnt fucking around
do you feel it now mr. krabs
i can smell her herpes
you drive a hard bargain
she is looking a little pudgy lately
no loud sex
interested in dick
steal luke and place him in your closet
the chicken has left the nugget
i'm an alcoholic
I really hope you blocked me
come give me some of that cake
3rd most attractive one
diddly damn
i do succ
i don't swerve
release 5sos3 or else i'm going to shove a plunger up your asshole
throw up out of excitement
get outta mah swamp
fashion icon
my uterus is still available
i don't have enough time to plan a murder
loudandfreaky42069
his mom tells him the same thing
just takes my pants off
multiple affairs
give it to me daddy
holy shit my childhood
on that dickkkk
let me have his spawn
national send nudes day
i'm not ready wtf
it's nice to see you actually wear clothes
do you know how many i've sent him
how wild are you willing to get
ironically sent his dick
kinky 50 shades shit
a funky q&a
the funky answers to the funky q&a
accept my offer of being your sugar daddy
MILF
I WANT A LOVE PENTAGON
she's mine now
cristina's our mom now
ur doing gr8 sweaty
i will pay good money for feet pics
start up a strip club?
bitch i am an adult
chef boyardee
suck mine instead
pushing you out of her uterus
i have to pee
your argument is invalid
new grandpa
go, go, go
cockblock
jumping off the roof
i want to see you thrive
cheap hooker vibes
want to have sex
cringe fanfiction sex scene

fishnets?

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By h2hoeee

Cristina was sitting in the middle of her grandmother's floor, as her grandmother was tossing clothes that she didn't want into a pile for Cristina to pick through.  Cristina had a can of Chef Boyardee beefaroni in one hand and her phone in her other hand.

It was becoming a hassle for Cristina to give equal amounts of attention to both the boys, and her grandmother took notice.

"You should try to keep your number of sugar daddies limited to one at a time, I know that's difficult."

Cristina's jaw dropped at her grandma thinking she was that type of person.  She totally would be, but it still hurt her. 

"Calum is not my sugar daddy, gran.  He's an actual friend of mine, who just so happens to be in the same band as Luke."

Her grandmother just nodded her head, reaching further into her closet.  "How do you feel about fishnets?"

Cristina shuddered before averting all her attention to the Australian boys, "Ew, grandma.  I don't want your fishnets."

calum: i know you're texting him, he's getting that stupid smile on his face

calum: text meeee i want your attention

cristina: you know, this would be so much easier if i could just be in a group chat with y'all

calum: but then ash and michael would want in

calum: i'm already sharing you with luke and that's tough enough

cristina: i feel like ashton and michael wouldn't even care for me like you two

calum: they'd learn to love ya

Cristina's grandmother walked out with one last big armful of clothes and dropped them in front of Cristina. 

"Start digging, take whatever you want.  The rest is going to Goodwill.  I'm going to get your cousin to see if she wants anything."

Cristina tossed her phone aside and started going through everything, "No!  Tell her she can't until I'm done!"

Her grandmother ignored the pleas and went to find Cristina's cousin.  Cristina hastily dug through everything, grabbing every shirt she found remotely bearable and not too revealing for her.

Once she felt safe with her small pile, Cristina sat back and pulled her phone out again while watching her cousin dig.

luke: stop texting calum

luke: love me more

luke: i'd pay you to only talk to me

cristina: woah there i was going through clothes

cristina: y'all need to get over yourselves

cristina: i love you both equally

cristina: it'd be easier if you made a group chat with me in it and the others

luke: you don't want my offer to only talk to me?

cristina: fuck off

luke: okay i'm sorry

luke: watch your tone, i still have your nudes

cristina: yeah, and i have yours. who's life will be more affected by the leaked nudes huh?

luke: mhmmmmmm

cristina: make a goddamn group chat and put the boys and I in it

cristina: thank you

luke: i hate you

Cristina got up from the floor, grabbing her grandmother's clothes which were now her's, and left to go to her guest bedroom.  She started sorting out the clothes and packing them in her suitcase because she was going to be leaving in a few days anyways.

She was dancing around to Shawn Mendes' new album while trying on some of the clothing, and checking her phone every few seconds to see if she was added to a new chat.

When the moment finally arrived, she took her seat on the ground, ready for any drama to happen.

luke: hope you're happy

calum: i never agreed to share you this much

ash: why do we need another group chat

michael: as long as i'm allowed to send memes, i'm cool with it

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hi i'm allergic to the air and people mowing their lawns only make it worse.

i need inspiration again lol i hate myself

give me ideas on what to write about, i'll take anything lol i literally only starting writing this because i was eating a can of beefaroni I NEED A LIFE OML

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