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<Foxy Lady>
WE NEED
TO HAVE
A SRS DISCUSSION
LIKE RIGHT NOW
<Red>
whatever it is, i didnt do it
<Foxy Lady>
wHY WERE MALIA AND STILES AT MY HOUSE THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH
<Red>
ur really overdramatic and i dont know
<Foxy Lady>
yOU LIEEEEEEEE
<Red>
nope
<Foxy Lady>
take a guess then
<Red>
oh, thats simple then
cos malia liiiiiiiikes you
<Foxy Lady>
she does not
<Red>
oh really
<Foxy Lady>
ye really
<Red>
i know otherwise
<Foxy Lady>
prove it then
<Red>
shes asleep, right? see what her comtact name for you is
<Foxy Lady>
thats her personal stuff tho
<Red>
trust me, you'll be all in her personal stuff soon
<Foxy Lady>
ur a pervert
<Red>
could you just hurry up and believe me bc im tired of pussyfooting
<Foxy Lady>
im tired oF PUSSYFOOTING TOO
<Red>
OKAY
SO JUST WAKE THE BITCH UP
AND BE LIKE YO MALIA U LIEK MEH RITE
AND SHE GON BE LIKE DAMN STILES TOLD U DIDNT HE IMMA KILL HIM
AND THEN U KISS HER AND ALL THE BIRDS SING AND RAINBOWS SPROUT FROM UR ASS AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
<Foxy Lady>
bUT I'VE ONLY KNOWN HER FOR LIKE A MONTH
<Red>
A VERY ANNOYING MONTH FOR THE REST OF US
BC TRUST ME AFTER SCOTT AND ISAAC AND STILES AND DEREK, WE KNOW SEXUAL TENSION
AN THERES A LOT OF IT WITH U 2
<Foxy Lady>
man i dont like where this is gonna end up
<Red>
oh ye and wheres that
<Foxy Lady>
with me doing exactly what u told me to do and hoping for the best
<Red>
well just fyi
she has u in her phone as future wife
i doubt she fully understands the concept but its a sweet sentiment
<Red>
kiraaaaa?
<Red>
foxy laaaaaaaady?
<Red>
r u making out with malia
<Red>
this would be a good time to tell u that dereks up and we're coming out huh
<Red>
well i guess ur coming out too arent u
<Red>
cos we're gonna see u with ur tongue in malia's mouth
<Red>
at least we better
<Red>
if ur wimping out i will hurt you
<Red>
with a large fork