A very special request from ameliascamander thanks broseph. (She is Amelia)
Yoitsme108: Awww, gingersnap! You're so pretty! Freaking Hux! Lover! Welcome to the THIRST ORDER!
Hux: Stop it! Stop it now. *smh at the use of 'thirst order'* Please explain, if I don't want to be with you, what makes you think I would want to be with any of your other crazy friends.
Amelia: no. I thought that.
Hux: What would make you think that?
Yoitsme108: maybe because everyone deserves love.
Hux: I'm surprised you're sharing me.
Yoitsme108: technically, you share me with Kylo boi. So it's fair.
Hux: no. False. Not true. Neither I, nor Kylo like you.
Amelia: what about me?
Hux: you either.
Amelia: why?
Hux: I'm married to the First Order.
Yoitsme108: you can have more then one wife. Me, Amelia, and the First Order.
Hux: that's ridiculous.
Amelia: how?
Hux: stop asking stupid questions. I'm not about to have three wives.
Yoitsme108: you're right. Only two. Me and the First Order.
Hux: no. One.
Amelia: me.
Hux: no! I'm going to kill you both.
Yoitsme108: you will try.
Hux: Stop saying that all the time. Anakin hates you too.
Amelia: so about this ship?
Hux: it's a no.
Yoitsme108: it's gonna be a no from Hux, Dog.
Amelia: that's a real shame. Yoitsme108, I'm going to burn your porg.
Yoitsme108: what the maker?! Why?!
Amelia: because you're not sharing Hux.
Yoitsme108: So the porg has to die?! The good Hucc is mine.
Amelia: share.
Yoitsme108: no. You need to go home and rethink your life.
Good Hucc: you both need to go home and rethink your life. And Good Hucc? How do you come up with these things?
Yoitsme108: just replace the H with an S. That's how I come up with it. Because that's what you are.
Good Hucc: Stop!
Amelia: no she's right. That's a good nickname.
Good Hucc: I'm real sick of the nicknames.
Yoitsme108: I'm real sick of waiting for the wedding.
Good Hucc: there will never be one.
Amelia: Yeah, because Hux and I are getting married.
Good Hucc: no! I think not.
Yoitsme108: I also think not. Screw sharing.
Amelia: it's true. It's going to happen.
Good Hucc: *runs away from crazy fangirls* leave me alone!
Luke(the porg): *makes porg bird noise* *chases Hux*
Yoitsme108: good boi.
Amelia: he's going to be dead boi if you don't share.
Yoitsme108: *runs away towards Hux and Luke*
Amelia: *runs after all of them with a torch*
Amelia rating: 10/10
Yoitsme108 rating: 0/10
Hux rating: -66/10
Yoitsme108: Hux, right now I'm at a Chinese restaurant. Look at my fortune.
Hux: that's such a lie.
-yoitsme108