South Park One-Shots

By Perks-of-being-evil

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Come on down to South Park, let me ship you with: Kenny, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, and everyone else who... More

Broken Wing - Stan Marsh
Let It Go - Craig Tucker
It Girl - Kenny McCormick
Chasing Cars - Christophe De'Lorne
She Will Be Loved - Stan Marsh
Pumped Up Kicks - Tweek Tweak
Love Story - Kyle Broflovski
Battle Scars - Pete
Crazy Girl - Kenny McCormick
I Love You - Mike Makowski
Am I Wrong? - Eric Cartman
I Am Woman - South Park Girls
Stay With Me - Damien Thorne
The Haunting - Butters Stotch
All You Need Is Butters - Butters Stotch
All Mine - Kenny McCormick
IM Love - Craig Tucker
Death of a Bachelor - Kenny McCormick
South Park Tango - South Park Girls
If These Sheets Were States - Craig Tucker
A Child's Favorite Bedtime Story - Mysterion
Last Minutes - Scott Malkinson
Happy Life - Clyde Donovan
Never Been Kissed - Eric Cartman
SleepScapades - Wendy Testaburger and Stan Marsh
Question of the Day: January 2nd, 2018
Question of the Day: January 3rd, 2018
Secret Identities - Clyde Donovan
I Play To Win - Craig Tucker
Question of the Day: January 9th, 2018
You're Welcome - Christophe De'Lorne
Jealous - Kyley-B
LEMON - Bet - Token Black
Hitman's Night Off - Kyley-B Broflovski
Content - Bebe Stevens
He's Like Art. Terrible Art, But Still Art - Clyde Donovan
The Red String of Fate - Eric Cartman
An Angel - Gregory of Yardale
Standing Up For Yourself - Trent Boyette
Tragedy - Trent Boyette
The Theatre Kid - Michael
A Fight - Michael
The Powerful Queen - Kyle Broflovski
If Only - Tweek Tweak
Dead Girl Walking - Clyde Donovan
Domestic - Kyle Broflovski
100 Prompts - 2. Kenny McCormick
100 Prompts - 4. Stan Marsh
100 Prompts - 5. Christophe De'Lorne
Question Of The Day : July 16th, 2019
100 Prompts - 6. Token Black
Three Days - Craig Tucker
Finally - Stan Marsh
Phone Call - Clyde Donovan
Hats - Craig Tucker
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It's A.... - Wendy Testaburger

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By Perks-of-being-evil

Wendy Testaburger x Reader

For: Pastelmagiica

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Once you say the magical words of "I do," you imagine that your life will be alright and that happily ever after has finally waltzed right into your life. While that may be true, that doesn't mean your story is over. In fact, it's just the opposite. Your life is just beginning.

At least, that's how it felt for Y/n and her wife, Wendy Testaburger, as they watched the sonogram go over Wendy's swollen baby. They had gotten a sperm donor five months back and Wendy had immediately begun to show, allowing them to get extremely excited about the possibility of raising a beautiful baby that was their own.

Wendy's eyes began to water and she reached out to grab her wife's hand, "What do you think, Y/n? I bet they'll be a boy."

Y/n laughed, shaking her head and wagging her finger at her love. "Nah, I bet they'll be a turtle."

The nurse stared at the two of them, but they both began to crack up before leaning into one another, kissing and feeling tears and giggles mix. When Y/n finally pulled away, she gazed at Wendy with a fondness that would rival any other. "Did you ever imagine...?"

"That we could be this happy? No, never."

The (h/c) haired girl shook her head, "No, not that. Did you ever imagine that you'd be able to be pregnant? Because the moment I knew I liked girls, I figured it would be impossible. Unless aliens impregnated me."

Wendy shook her head, "Why did I marry this dork, again?"

"It took a lot of convincing, to be fair." Y/n responded, and that's when the nurse gasped.

"We're getting something on the screen!"

Both girls turned to the screen, intent on being the first to see their bouncing baby. "Can you see the gender? What is it?"

The nurse bit her lip, moving the sonogram around a little more before smiling. "Do you guys want to know?"

Wendy nodded eagerly, "Yes, please, if you can."

"It's a... girl."

Y/n's mouth fellow open and she felt a huge grin crawl onto her face. "A girl!? We're bringing a baby girl into this world!" She hugged her wife, crying tears of joy and rubbing at her belly. "Get ready, baby girl, your mamas are going to love you forever!"

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