The Best of Omegle

By Hmar24

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This is not a story (since i suck at writing those :L) These are the funniest convo's I've had on omegle!! wh... More

The Best of Omegle
Say HI
Go get a towel!
Cejhfe
IT'S A DISEASE
Finish fast
U wnt 2 mary wid me?
I'm happy for you
Not good enough
m5 wall
Mines getting softer
Learn English
Go make yourself horny
Aliens
Please gay
lol omegle...
Here's my Tumblr
Mr Horny
A sexy lama?
We need a break
Osama
Girl
I know so much about you!
T
Why
Honry
Knock Knock
You are funny
It's YOUR turn
Very small creature
I need a doctor
I like to breathe
I think it's cuz he's full of gas?
Who do we have here?
If you were gay that would be okay
Bonus Chapter 1 - My Yearly Shower
Bonus Chapter 2 - Tree or Fire hydrant?
The alphabet. And some other stuff...
American Sign Language
Traumatising Events
Important Notice
I don't speak Chinese
I'm a Ninja
Food makes me happy
Be their man, not some pussy cat
A collection of Convo's
Another Collection of convos
Even more collections of convo's
Oreos
lol... this guy...
Another set of convos
Cardboard tastes yummy...
More epic convos!!!!!
Rubba dub dub... o.O
Come get a grub... O.o
Go find some scrub... O.O
You will find a mug... o.o
Maybe even a slug... \(o.o)/
The chapter i want you all to read
My Milkshake
Does not
bring all
The boys
To the
Yard
Psych
Just Mimi
Make up your mind...
Serious Author Note to clarify everything
So true...
Maraca
DO YOU LOVE ME?
It must be you!
I like blood
In Your bed ;)
ASL
Someone already is...
I guess a human...
Is your refrigerator running?
Do you have wii?

I'm running out of things to call chapters not done by me! D:

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SOOO even more convo's for you all done by @ashes1 again!!! wooo!!

On the side bar you will find the most EPIC remix EVER like SRSLY! It's a What Makes You Beautiful remix and it is simple EPIC like it has nothing to do with this chapter but i thought i might share it with you all!! who here is a 1D fan? or a "directioner" as they call it :P tell me what you think of the remix!! k enjoy =]

     ----------OmEgLe----------

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

You: OMG LOOK ITS A FLYING PANDA

Stranger: OMG NO WAY?

You: YES WAY

You: LOOK

Stranger: YES

Stranger: I CAN SEE IT!

You: ITS SOOOOO COOOOOL

You: LOOK AT IT GO

You: GO PANDA GO

Stranger: WOW, I WANNA BE A FLYING PANDA

You: OH NO

You: SOME RETARD SHOT IT

You: WHY OH WHY

Stranger: NO PANDA NOO

You: DID HE SHOOT THE PANDA

You: AHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: YES I THINK SO

You: NO

Stranger: WHY?

You: IDK

You: HE IS CRAZY

Stranger: WHO WOULD SHOOT A FLYING PANDA

You: LETS GO CHASE AFTER HIM WITH PIOTCH FORKS AND FIRE

Stranger: LETS GO!

You: BURN

Stranger: DIE PANDA KILLING MAN

Stranger: Well that was fun.

You: lol

You: it was

You: BUT NOW ITS TIME TO AXE MURDER U

You: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: Erm..okay

Stranger: Well actually I gotta go now

Stranger: I got a date with a talking rhino

You: lol

You: NOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: Shame, maybe you could kill me next time

You: AXE

You: CHASE

You: NO

You: RHINO

Stranger: Okay, I reaally gotta go

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

                                                                                               ----------OmEgLe----------

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: R u a girl

You: yes

You: r u a girl

Stranger: No

You: then what are you

You: O.O

Stranger: A guy

You: r u sure?

Stranger: I have a 8 inch dick

You: omg

You: lucky 8 ball

You: wait not only one

You: but 2

You: O.O

Stranger: O.O

You: look u have them too

You: see

You: two balls

You: O - 1 O - 2

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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