A/N: A wild update appeared! THIS WAS TOO MUCH FUN TO WRITE
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Jerbear: Hello
WhosYourDaddy: ITS THREE IN THE MORNING WHAT DO YOU WANT
Jerbear: sum fuk
WhosYourDaddy: I'll be there in ten minutes
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WhosYourDaddy: hi
WhosYourDaddy: hi
WhosYourDaddy: hi
WhosYourDaddy: hi
Jerbear: what is it babe
WhosYourDaddy: I want ice cream
Jerbear: ....
WhosYourDaddy: and a slushie
Jerbear: Fine
WhosYourDaddy: Yay thanks love you :)
JerBear: So there's guy at 7 11 wearing a black trench coat and for some reason is singing about freezing his brain or some shit
WhosYourDaddy: weird
Jerbear: and there's a dude with long hair making out in the back with a guy in a cast and a blue and white polo
WhosYourDaddy: ok that was unnessesary
Jerbear: and they're really into it
WhosYourDaddy: THAT INFO IS NOT REQUIRED THANK YOU VERY VERY LITTLE
Jerbear: ok got your slushie and your ice cream
WhosYourDaddy: YASSS
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WhosYourDaddy: what are you doing?
Jerbear: lying down
WhosYourdaddy: what are you wearing
Jerbear: a sweater and sweatpants
WhosYourDaddy: I'm wearing nothing
Jerbear: .....
WhosYourDaddy: what? am I making you think about the feeling of our naked bodies pressed together? or the way I moan your name as I climax?
Jerbear: great now I have a boner
WhosYourDaddy: Good kitten
Jerbear: get your ass over here
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WhosYourDaddy: so I was walking today
Jerbear: and???
WhosYourDaddy: and I passed this guy on the phone
Jerbear:???
WhosYourDaddy: and he was screaming 'JARED I DONT CARE THAT YOU LOVE THE CRONCH THAT IS NOT OKAY TO EAT'
Jerbear: lol
WhosYourDaddy: ikr
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A/N: did you guys like this chapter? let me know if you want more like these