A/N: Okay, I'm changing the title again (it fits so well now), welp. Enjoy!
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luzabs: Lol I wanna die
uni_mafumafu: Eh?
luzabs: Nevermind. Mafu you're gorgeous. An inspiration. I don't wanna die anymore
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_amatsuki_: I love reading because it's relaxing
kashitaro_ito: You literary just scream at the book, throw it at a wall, cries over the character for a day, and curses the author's name when I came to your house yesterday
_amatsuki_: So relaxing
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96_neko: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
uratasama: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me
sakatandao: As a boy, I can confirm that this makes me really nervous
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sakatandao: I'm watching a movie
syounen_t_sako: What movie?
sakatandao: It's about a men's wife who is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. A few years later his son is kidnapped and the dad has to track and chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of mentally disabled woman
_amatsuki_ Wow...
syounen_t_sako: Which movie is this?
sakatandao: Finding Nemo.
soraruru: Why are you like this
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kashitaro_ito: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
uni_mafumafu: Because their arms are too short!
uratasama: Because they're all dead.
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uni_mafumafu: I wanna spice things up!
soraruru: You know I hate chili and spicy things
uni_mafumafu: I meant in the bedroom
soraruru: I can't eat it anywhere in the house, Mafumafu