Utaite Random Text

By clap-utaites-cheeks

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WARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the cont... More

Plan
Must Protect!
Locked
After Stream
Happy Birthday!
What Did I Miss?
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Your Happiness~
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Lemons
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By clap-utaites-cheeks

A/N: I'll just leave the harsh words in, why not -w- So there's gonna be lots of them from now on... like, lots of them

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kashitaro_ito : Putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

_amatsuki_ : Or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting toothpaste on

uni_mafumafu : Wow, excuse you. Maybe I like to soften the bristles first

neru_sleep : Who the fuck doesn't wet their toothbrush before putting toothpaste on, what the fuck

luzabs : Who the fuck does

neru_sleep : I the fuck do

luzabs : What the fuck man

neru_sleep : Fuck you

soraruru : This is how civil wars are started

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nqrse : So school projects are basically made with your friends in the same group. Reol and I... one time we made a nucleus...

kogeinu : What do you mean you made a nucleus?

nqrse : We made an atom!

kogeinu : What do you mean?

nqrse : We had to make a model of it

kogeinu : Oh. A model

nqrse : No. I made an atom, because I'm a fucking god!

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uni_mafumafu : If someone is born in 29 February 1993,  how old are they now?

uratasama : 24

sakatandao : What are you talking about Urata-san? They are 6 years old now!

uratasama : Your stupidity is too much

uni_mafumafu : I can't believe you Sakatan

soraruru : You are a nice person, but man...

sakatandao : What? I don't... what

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kashitaro_ito : Ah, but young Amatsuki is just a teenager! Do you know what a teenager is?

soraruru : A demon?

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luzabs : Am I cool, or what?

ANKUosu : What

luzabs : I said

ANKUosu : Oh no, I heard you

_amatsuki_ : You don't hear him, you read his message

ANKUosu : Shut up demon

_amatsuki_ : It was a long time ago!

luzabs : So you were a demon...

--*--*--

Ah... Swear words are the best www

Thank you very much!

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