Girlfriend Hotline » satzu

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[EDIT] VERY, VERY IMMATURE WORK!!! Read at your own risk. "Hi, Naghahanap po ako ng boyfriend." "Maling hotli... More

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Christmas Message + GH Book Two
NOTICE ME MGA SENFAFI KO ❤
Bad News + Good News

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Dialing Operator Shana . . .

Call Connected.

"Versace on the floor~ take it all for me, for me, for me, for me now girl. . . versace on the floor~ ayo there, Tzu! Wanna let me take you to the floor?"

"Bakit ang weird na ng mga spiel mo ngayon? I kinda like the previous one where you're singing Justin Bieber's Boyfriend. . ."

"Baby let's just turn down the lights, and close the door~ ooh I love that dress but you won't need it anymore~"

"Weeeeeeeeird. So weird that I suggest you to stop."

"Let's just kiss 'til we're naked, baby. . . versace on the floor~"

"Mukha mo pampunas sa floor."

"Hah?! May sinabi ka?"

"Wala. Tapos kana po bang kumanta?"

"Pwede na rin. Hehe. . ."

"Hays. Hula ko, babagsak na ang hotline niyo sa pagkanta mo ng Versace On The Floor. . . tsk."

". . . but the guys like it. Ang sexy daw nung boses ko."

"Well, not for me. Ha ha ha."

"Ayyy."

"Even though. . . ugh. It's sexy to my ears that. . . that it makes me wanna play it on repeat in my bed."

"Hah?! May sinabi ka?"

"Wala. Sabi ko, paki-tigil na po yang pagkanta mo. Tsaka, ayoko ng Versace On The Floor noh. . . oh my virgin ears, they don't like it."

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"So. . . pwede na pong mag-kwento?"

"Kahit pinatigil mo ako sa pagkanta ng Versace On The Floor, sige. . . hahayaan kitang mag-kwento. I can make a lot of adjustments naman eh. Hays."

"Okay."

"Okay, kwento ka na. . ."

"Ya know what? That girl came to the convenience store yesterday!! And her name is Sana!"

"Hmmm."

"But then, she have to go right away."

"Bakit naman?"

"Ewan. Parang nag-pakita nga lang siya sa akin sa sobrang sandali niya lang sa convenience store eh."

"Haha. That's destiny for you. I think destiny brought her there only for you."

"If only destiny was true, I'll believe you. . ."

"It's true somehow."

"So ayun. . . kinapalan ko na yung mukha ko bago siya umalis. 'Cause. . . 'Cause I really need that hug from her."

"What happened next?"

"She. . . she gave me a hug. . ."

". . ."

"And I never felt comfort in hugging someone. . . especially a girl."

". . ."

"I always find myself uncomfortable in hugging strangers and girls but. . . but how on earth have I done that?"

"Love, mate. Is that still on your vocab?"

"There's no way that it's love. Straight nga ako diba? Straight."

"Haha. . . Straight, that's great."

"Sana nga hindi love, hays."

"Hah?! May sinabi ka?"

"Wala. Bingi mo."

"Hindi naman masyado."

". . ."

"Versace on the floor~ ooh take it all for me, for me, for me, for me now girl. . . versace on the floor~"

"Ugh, yes. . ."

"Hah?!"

"Sabi ko, stop that."

"Oh. Got it. Wanna let me sing a much more innocent song for you?"

"Sure!"

"Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo~"

"Oh my gosh. I need to sleep now."

"Good night Tzu!"

Call Disconnected.

"Fudge. Ang sexy nung boses niya. Mind if she's sexy in person too? Wait. . . HINDI AKO BAKLA!"

~//~//~//~

yung mga nakapag-basa na ng sawi services dito. . . ghais may naaalala ba kayo sa chapter 36? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) imposibleng wala. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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