Dialing Operator Shana . . .
Call Connected.
"Yo, Tzu!"
". . ."
"Tzuyu?"
". . ."
"Yoohooooo?~"
". . ."
"Oy."
". . ."
"How ironic you've called me just to breathe through the line."
"SHAAAAANAAAAAA!!!!"
"Oh my. . . gosh!!!"
". . ."
"What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"WAAAHHHHH!!!! MAY IPIS SA IBABAW NG KAMA KO WAAHHHH HELP!!!!"
"So, ayan yung complaint mo sa akin ngayon?"
"YOU TOLD ME EARLIER THAT I SHOULD CALL YOU OFTEN WHEN SOMETHING BUGS ME. THIS LITTLE CREATURE BUGS THE HELL OUTTA ME SO MUCH SO I CALLED YOU AND-"
"Hey, Tzu?"
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUDGEEEE!!!! NAG-FEELING BUTTERFLY NA ANG PESTE!!!!!"
"Hahahahahahahaha."
"WAG MO AKONG TAWANAN DYAN WAAAHHHH IT'S FLYING TO ME NOW WHAT THE EF!!!"
"How funny you called me just to let me hear you scream. That's your fault kung tinatawanan kita HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Waaahhhhh putakte!!!"
"Ipis 'yan, hindi putakte."
"WAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Call Disconnected.
"Wait. Hello? Tzu? Tzuyu? Tzuyu-ah? Well, nevermind. It made my day anyways."