Dialing Operator Shana . . .
Call Connected.
"If I was your girlfriend, I'll never let you-"
"Okay, stop."
"Ugh, why? You ruined it."
"Wala lang. Narinig ko na din 'yan kahapon eh."
"So, ayaw mo na niyan? Geh, kantahan kita ng ibang line pero same song parin."
". . ."
"I'd like to be, anything you want. . . hey boy, let me talk to you. . . if I was your girlfriend, I'll never let you go. Keep you on my arm boy, you'll never be alone~"
"Awkward. I'm a girl. You forgot?"
"Oh! Haha, sorry. Sanay na kasi akong ganyan yung kinakanta dahil puro lalaki ang tumatawag dito. I almost forgot, though. . . I'm sorry!"
"Okay lang."
"May problema ka ba? O natural lang sa boses mo na ang cold?"
"Natural lang 'to. Who knows? I might be happy right now."
"Haha, that's hilarious."
". . ."
"So bakit mo nag-isipang maghanap ng boyfriend?"
"Ewan. Basta trip ko lang."
"Ang lakas ng trip mo ah, Tzuyu."
"Woaaah. You know my name?!"
"Mind if I tell you na ibinigay mo sa akin ang pangalan mo kahapon?"
"Ay. Oo nga noh. Hahaha sorry na!"
"That's fine."
". . ."
"So, you're straight?"
"Yes. Mas straight pa sa ruler. Hehe. Kaya naghahanap nga ako ng boyfriend eh. . ."
"Oh."
"Bakit?"
"Wala lang. Straight din naman ako eh."
". . ."
"Minsan straight, minsan nalilito lang."
"Anong ibig sabihin mo?"
"Wala lang. Minsan din kasi nagkaka-crush ako sa kapwa ko babae. Definitely dito sa office namin, probably kasi puro kami babae at wala naman kaming nakikita pogi dito in person. Boses lang lahat ang naririnig namin."
"Oh. Siguro nga."
"So, it's already midnight. Don't you have a plan to tuck yourself up?"
"Uh, not yet."
"Well, unfortunate for you. Dahil mage-end na ang shift ko in 30 minutes. And I gotta spend that 30 minutes for my male clients."
"Ay. Okay. Sige, bye po! Bukas ulet!"
"Bye, Tzuyu."
Call Disconnected.