Right well this is the second chapter!! this guy was HILARIOUS!! i finally got to do what i wanted too! and that was make up a massive story like that... it was really fun!! but the thing is it turns out he was acting as well!! apparently he was studying phsycology and he was foing his own research about the people that use this site... surprise surprise his observations were accurate... VERY accurate! anyway i only put in the good bit which was right at the start. after that we talked normally and all hurtful words were forgiven! xDD i hope you guys enjoy and tell me what you think!! xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: haii
You: 15 f
Stranger: 17 m
Stranger: where you from babe?
You: Wouldn't you like to know?
You: ;)
Stranger: wanna talk dirty honey? ;)
You: suurrreee
You: sit back
You: ill tell you a little story
You: ;)
Stranger: ;)
You: you're outside
You: it's cold
You: very cold
You: the wind is fast and never ending
You: and you're eyes water
Stranger: Brrrr
You: suddenly
You: you see
You: you're crush walking towards you
You: *your
You: she looks beautiful today
You: better then usual
You: (or he if you're gay :P)
Stranger: im not
You: okey
You: continueing on
You: she's walking her pet dog
You: small dog
You: one you're not too keen on
You: but you don't care today
Stranger: ahah ok
You: because your crush is there
You: and makes up for it
You: she walks towards you
You: awaying her hips
You: *swaying
You: you are frozen standing there
You: you cannot take your eyes off her
You: she gets closer and closer
You: suddenly
You: she's right in front of you
You: her dog walks forward, raises up his leg and pees on you
You: it is in that moment you realise
You: you are a tree
You: =]
You: the end
Stranger: pahahahaah
Stranger: wonderful
You: it is isn't it
You: or would u prefer to be a fire hydrant?
Stranger: your funny i like that
You: why thank you
You: i do try
Stranger: the things i would do to you...
You: buy me food?
You: =]
Stranger: not quite
You: well i don't want anything else
You: :/
You: unless you get me a stuffed toy
You: xDD
Stranger: my c*ck right up in your p*ssy
You: will never happen
You: i have standards
You: =D
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: what do you look like
You: want some water for your burn?
Stranger: yes.
You: go have a cold shower
Stranger: ok talk to you later
You: bye!
Stranger: you have fb?
You: no
Stranger: yes you do
You: okay i do
Stranger: everyone does
You: you got me@
You: !!
Stranger: can i have it? ;)
You: nope
Stranger: why?
You: its only for people i want to talk to
You: =D
Stranger: your a b*tch
You: thank you
You: =]
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: i like b*tches
Stranger: i ram them hard
You: this b*tch doen't like you
Stranger: screaming my name
You: **doesn't
Stranger: I would make you scream ang orgy
You: yes scream
You: while running away from you
Stranger: i would tie you down
You: i'd like to see you try
Stranger: why? you hench? :P
You: whats a hench?
You: o.O
Stranger: really big strong and muscular
Stranger: 'a hench' no, hench, like you are beautiful
Stranger: but... not
You: errr no, i was kinda thinking along the lines of u'll never find me
You: butt you can think of it that way if you want
You: =]
You: don't want to spoil your fantasies
You: :P
Stranger: your probably ugly anyway
You: so people who have standards are automatically ugly now?
You: okay
You: =]
You: if you think so
Stranger: you are
You: mmmhmmm
You: trying to make urself feel better that no one wants you?
Stranger: you are....l
You: :P
Stranger: nobody wants me? HA! why are you heere?
You: cuz im bored
You: and i didn't choose to talk to you
Stranger: bored because you have no boyfriend? and why are you still here then?
You: i don't need a boyfriend
You: =]
You: well cuuzz
You: ur funny to wind up
Stranger: VIRGIN ALERT
You: :O
You: OMG
You: IS IT YOU?!
You: IT MUST BE!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: no you
You: no... :/
You: you
Stranger: yes
You: =D
Stranger: how many times you had it then?
You: i don't kiss and tell
Stranger: so your a virgin
You: maybe maybe not
You: u'll never know
Stranger: describe your p*ssy
You: so u can have your pleasure?
You: no thanks
Stranger: so that i can complete my studies ;)
You: sorry, ur gonna have to find another guineapig
and that's when he told me about his project!!! and then i told him about wattpad...!!
so all good now! xDD hope you enjoyed the bonus chapters!