Starlight : Hello everyone! Starlight here!
Shadow : (angry) ...
Starlight : What's wrong Shadow?
Shadow : *sigh* You don't think I'm a pedophile, do you?
Starlight : I seriously don't even know why that person asked if you were. Anyway, this is from jd2001z.
Boop. I'm bored. :( So Shadow, you can torture Star for as long as you want, but then *takes all guns and his stuff* I'll have to hide these in my place.
Shadow : YOU COME BACK HERE WITH MY STUFF!!!! DON'T TAKE MY LAPTOP!!!! HEY!!!!
Starlight : •3•'
Shadow : *sigh* I'll deal with that person later. So! The tables have turned! I get to torture Starlight!
Starlight : Please don't go overboard.
Shadow : Oh no, we're going overboard. I have a list of things that I want you to do that are torture for you.
Starlight : Wait ... you made a list?!?!
Shadow : Yup. First thing I want you to do ... watch porn.
Starlight : *blushing hard* NO!!! I'm not watching ... THAT!!!!
Shadow : Why not?
Starlight : *blushing* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT PORN IS?!?!?
Shadow : Yeah. It's -
Starlight : *still blushing* DON'T EVEN SAY IT!!!!
Shadow : ... Ok. So are you gonna watch it or no?
Starlight : *blushing* HELL NO!!!! I'D RATHER GIVE SCOURGE - yeah ... I'm gonna leave right now.
Shadow : And while we're gone, Starlight's gonna do some of her torture on my list.
Starlight : O_O'