Mom: I have the stuff for key lime pie, but I don't know if I'll have time to make it...
Me: Yes, you will.
Mom: *shoots me a look*
Me: There are a lot more hours in the day if you just don't sleep.
These are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help... More
Mom: I have the stuff for key lime pie, but I don't know if I'll have time to make it...
Me: Yes, you will.
Mom: *shoots me a look*
Me: There are a lot more hours in the day if you just don't sleep.