Craig x Reader
Requested by: Ilove_SouthPark
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CraigFucker: hey Y/n?
Me: what?
CraigFucker: I need your help...
Me: oh... okay! with what?
CraigFucker: what do girls like?
Me: what?
CraigFucker: I like this girl... but I’m kinda confused as to what I should do.
Me: oh...OH.
Me: Gimme a sec.
clyde-donoboi was added to the chat.
whatsausername was added to the chat.
RicherThanYou was added to the chat.
Me: Guys, we have a 332
whatsausername: gay aliens are taking over and they want Clyde’s anus?
Me: no, a 332.
clyde-donoboi: Craig likes someone!?
clyde-donoboi: omg i’ve waited for this day.
CraigFucker: what...
RicherThanYou: Y/n and the guys and I have these codes for certain situations, Craig.
CraigFucker: why don’t I know the codes?
Me: you were sick the day we made them.
Me; anyway...
Me: back to your crush.
CraigFucker: what should I do?
clyde-donoboi: ooh, ooh!
clyde-donoboi: why don’t you just... be yourself, and tell her how you feel?
Me: no, he needs something romantic.
clyde-donoboi: yeahh. thanks for the life lesson, ‘Girl Meets World’.
clyde-donoboi: hows your repressed love-life going?
Me: I don’t know, clyde, how’s your mothers potty problem?
clyde-donoboi: below the belt, Y/n.
RicherThanYou: Anyway, we need to get back to the task at hand. What does your crush like? Is she a girly girl, a tomboy, or something in between.
Me: Or something else entirely?
CraigFucker:.... (whichever you are)
Me: me too!
whatsausername: do we know the girl?
clyde-donoboi: yeah, we can ask her out for you. we know you’re kinda shy...
CraigFucker: well, she goes to our school.
CraigFucker: she’s really pretty...
CraigFucker: and she smarter than kyle broflovski.
clyde-donoboi: She’s*
CraigFucker: kiss my ass, clyde.
clyde-donoboi: tough words from a guy whose last name rhymes with ‘fucker’.
Me: oooh, this girl sounds like she’ll be fun to hang around with!
CraigFucker: yeah...
CraigFucker: you’d say that.
Me: ???
CraigFucker has invited you to a private message.
Accept? or Decline?
You have accepted the private message.
Me: i’m confused.
CraigFucker: I’ve decided to take Clyde’s advice
Me: yay, but what did you mean earlier?
Me: ‘i’d say that’?
CraigFucker: well, you see....
CraigFucker: ikindahavehadacrushonyousincewebecamefriendsinmiddleschoolandireallywanttodateyou.
Me: um, just a second.
CraigFucker: okay.
You have created a chat group!
clyde-donoboi was added to the chat.
whatsausername was added to the chat.
RicherThanYou was added to the chat.
Me: !!!!!!
clyde-donoboi: what?
Me: Craig just told me he likes me!
whatsausername: what!? wow! that’s awesome!
RicherThanYou: Do you like him, too?
Me: yeah, i do!
clyde-donoboi: then go tell him, dumbass!
You have left the chat group.
You have entered a private message with CraigFucker.
CraigFucker: so...?
Me: I like you too, Craig!
CraigFucker: oh, thank god.
Me: ???
CraigFucker: I thought i’d have to switch schools to avoid public shame.