Me: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO FLY UP MY NOSE
Cousin: A MOSQUITO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM
Me: *shrieks and shoves her over*
Me: "Girl brutally murdered by cousin."
Cousin: *starts laughing*
Me: *kicks her in the ribs*
These are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help... More
Me: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO FLY UP MY NOSE
Cousin: A MOSQUITO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM
Me: *shrieks and shoves her over*
Me: "Girl brutally murdered by cousin."
Cousin: *starts laughing*
Me: *kicks her in the ribs*