Cat: *chewing something*
Girl: Whatcha got in your mouth, you little fucker?
Cat: *drops object and bats it into the open*
Girl: Oh, he got a green bean.
These are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help... More
Cat: *chewing something*
Girl: Whatcha got in your mouth, you little fucker?
Cat: *drops object and bats it into the open*
Girl: Oh, he got a green bean.