Dad: *gives my brother a book and starts talking about how much he loved it when he was a child*
Brother: *opens the book to the middle*
Dad: No - WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T OPEN THE BOOK TO THE MIDDLE YOU LITTLE RAT MONSTER
These are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help... More
Dad: *gives my brother a book and starts talking about how much he loved it when he was a child*
Brother: *opens the book to the middle*
Dad: No - WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T OPEN THE BOOK TO THE MIDDLE YOU LITTLE RAT MONSTER