Mom: Make like a horse and shoot yourself.
Mom: Wait
[I have since been informed by my highly offended mother that she in fact said "SHOE yourself," and then said "wait" because I was looking at her in horror, but I'm not so sure I believe her.]
These are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help... More
Mom: Make like a horse and shoot yourself.
Mom: Wait
[I have since been informed by my highly offended mother that she in fact said "SHOE yourself," and then said "wait" because I was looking at her in horror, but I'm not so sure I believe her.]