A/N: This is probably going to be really weird but it came to me while showering when craving Burger King and I wrote it down after I got dressed. I honestly don't know what to say but I'll just put it up here anyway. xD
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To the lady eating hamburgers;
Living-out-your-day-with-glamburgers,
Hiding-away-all-the-shamburgers,
Hanging-out-with-all-the-famburgers,
Insecurities-like-a-damburgers.
They're-headbutting-hard-like-ramburgers,
High-speed-like-those-tramburgers.
Thoughts-begin-to-cramburgers,
Just 'cause-your-madame-burgers,
Fell-in-love-with-Pam-burgers.
Tears-begin-to-spam-burgers;
Abandoned-like-a-scamburgers,
Head-whack-after-slamburgers,
Losing-blood-like-jamburgers,
Don't-care-to-even-rhyme-burgers,
Fuck-pleasuring-their-heads-burgers,
Wanna-live-your-days-burgers,
Pair-of-wedding-gowns-burgers,
Happy-like-a-pair-burgers,
Don't-forget-the-sauce-burgers,
Of fries with meaty hamburgers.