Send Nudes // l.r.h

By h2hoeee

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your boy just wants nudes [highest ranking: fanfiction #195] thank you @CharlesSara for the cover, I adore it... More

i love you but who are you
how'd you get my snapchat luke
you send nudes first
is that what a nude is
your nudes make me feel some type of way
sucks to suck
tell me a story
are you some internet stripper lady
if michael won't tell you, i can't either
i told her you had a small dick
yo hoe
it'd be like the kardashian's mom
we totally suck
it makes me look like a potato
he shouldn't be so butthurt
we need to talk
midgets are hot
boi
i just want to hug you
holy fuck
it was huge
do a backflip
take off your shirt
cake was on pause
chop off my leg
local strip joint
close as strangers
good luck charm
JOIN MY GROUP CHAT
she wasnt fucking around
do you feel it now mr. krabs
i can smell her herpes
you drive a hard bargain
she is looking a little pudgy lately
no loud sex
interested in dick
steal luke and place him in your closet
the chicken has left the nugget
i'm an alcoholic
I really hope you blocked me
come give me some of that cake
3rd most attractive one
diddly damn
i do succ
i don't swerve
release 5sos3 or else i'm going to shove a plunger up your asshole
throw up out of excitement
get outta mah swamp
fashion icon
my uterus is still available
i don't have enough time to plan a murder
loudandfreaky42069
his mom tells him the same thing
just takes my pants off
multiple affairs
give it to me daddy
holy shit my childhood
on that dickkkk
let me have his spawn
national send nudes day
i'm not ready wtf
it's nice to see you actually wear clothes
do you know how many i've sent him
how wild are you willing to get
ironically sent his dick
kinky 50 shades shit
a funky q&a
the funky answers to the funky q&a
accept my offer of being your sugar daddy
MILF
fishnets?
I WANT A LOVE PENTAGON
she's mine now
cristina's our mom now
ur doing gr8 sweaty
i will pay good money for feet pics
start up a strip club?
bitch i am an adult
chef boyardee
suck mine instead
pushing you out of her uterus
i have to pee
your argument is invalid
new grandpa
go, go, go
cockblock
jumping off the roof
i want to see you thrive
cheap hooker vibes
want to have sex
cringe fanfiction sex scene

i'll buy you whatever you want

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By h2hoeee

Luke was at the airport, waiting for his plane to start boarding, trying to use his phone to the best of its abilities.  He had cracked the screen pretty badly, so now it was barely working.  At least Siri was kind of helpful.  

He attempted calling Cristina multiple times, but as you could guess, she wasn't picking up.  He tried to text her through Siri that he was coming to see her, but Siri sucks ass.  Cristina probably has no idea of what's going on, thinking Luke got his phone stolen by a homeless pervert.  

Still better than Luke.

Frustrated, Luke shoved his phone into his back pocket and waited in silence until boarding started.  In just a few hours, he would be outside of Cristina's dorm, waiting until she actually responds to him because he cares that much.

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Cristina was laying on her bunk, staring aimlessly at her computer screen and waiting for inspiration to strike for this essay.  It was due the next day, but she feels the need to procrastinate everything which could potentially affect her future.

She had to turn off her phone, not only because she was tempted to stalk people, but because Luke was messaging her complete nonsense.  Was he just trying to remind her of what she was missing, because he wasn't doing a very good job at it.

It was going on almost 8 pm, and Cristina hadn't eaten in a whole 45 minutes.  She was starving, literally.  She walked over to her food stash in her desk, just to find it empty of chocolate.

Sighing to herself dramatically, she grabbed her wallet and slipped on some slippers.  It was time for a trip to the creepy gas station across the street.  Cristina hated leaving the dorm, she hated it, even more, leaving at night when it was dark, and she hated it way more when she had to walk over to the gas station at night when it was dark.

As she was walking out the entrance of her building, she jumped at the sound of her name.

"Cristina?"

She glanced up to see Luke, and to her surprise, she wasn't pissed off at him.  She was actually thankful that he was here, mostly so he could walk with her across the street to the gas station.

"I don't know why you're here, or how you got here, but I need you to walk with me across the street.  Plus, I think you owe me chocolate for all the heartache I've been experiencing."

Luke couldn't help but smile at her.  She really is probably the most chill girl he's ever met.

"I'll buy you whatever you want."

He went in for a hug, hoping to hold her and never let go, but Cristina had other plans.

Quickly, she used her previous boxing lessons and hit him right in the stomach.

Luke groaned, clutching onto his body while kneeling down.  

"That's for being a dick these past few weeks.  Let's go get chocolate."

"Wha-"

Cristina placed one finger over his lips. 

"Shush, you don't get to ask questions until you've gotten me chocolate and I've officially forgiven you.  Let's go, buddy."

Luke was still feeling the sting from Cristina's punch but got up anyways.  The fact that he's still going to buy her chocolate proves something.  Not sure of what yet, but it's probably just that he loves her.

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